Memorable Quotes from Eric Winzenried
1 quoteExploring the Island's Hidden Dangers
Austin
According to this map, the entire island is crawling with Dr. Evil's guards.
Felicity
I want to make sure the explosives didn't get wet, but I can't find them.
Austin
Look in the bottom.
Felicity
Okay, I'll dig a little deeper. Wow, this bag is really full.
[from the view outside their tent, their silhouettes make it look like she's removing items from his rear end]
Austin
Just keep digging, darling.
Felicity
I'll just feel around for them. Good Lord, Austin. What sort of things do you keep in here?
[taking a rope out of the bag]
Austin
Oh, anything that catches my fancy, you know. Give it a good tug.
Felicity
Oh, do we really need this?
[taking out an umbrella]
Austin
I'll ask you not to open that inside, thank you very much. Okay.
Felicity
Sorry.
Private Army Soldier
Oh, my God.
[in disgust]
Felicity
Oops, it went off.
[something gaseous goes off]
Austin
Yes, it does that from time to time.
Felicity
Ugh.
[coughing from the contents of a smoke bomb]
Austin
Yes.
Felicity
Yuck.
Austin
Yeah, that's nasty. Yeah, sorry about that.
Felicity
Smelly.
[trying to waft away the odor]
Private Army Soldier
Oh, these people make me sick.
[in disgust]
Austin
Can you snap me a beer? What is it?
[Felicity opens one and takes a drink, then shrieks]
Felicity
It's a gerbil. How did that get in your bag?
Austin
I...I don't know.
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