The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Disrespect for the Dead in Crisis
Pepper:
It just seems so wrong.
Sheriff Hoyt: [sees Andy and Morgan putting the dead hitchhiker in the backseat of his patrol car]
Don't give me any crap, young lady. Goddamn it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here. Get that nasty, goddamn thing out of the backseat of my goddamn car. Put it in the trunk, what the hell's the matter with you?
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Unexpected Encounters on a Journey
Pepper:
What are the odds of you guys passing through "El Paso", just as I started to hitch? I mean, it's like synchronicity.
Pepper: [frantically.; Pepper turns to Andy and kisses each other.]
It's like I.S.D. It's like this shit does not just happen.
Erin:
Oh, baby, They got to play "free bird.
Kemper:
Oh, they have to. We paid a fortune for these tickets.
Andy:
Hey yo Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. Back here? I'm melting.
Kemper:
No.
Kemper:
But if you or Pepper get too hot, You could always take your clothes off.
Andy:
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Erin: [turns to Pepper.]
You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.
Pepper:
Why not? I think he's funny.
Erin: [turns to Kemper.; turns back to Pepper.]
She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years. And trust me, He is not funny!
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Unforeseen Connections and Harsh Realities
Pepper:
Can you believe? We didn't even know each other yesterday.
Andy:
I know. It's just amazing.
Morgan: [Pepper and Andy keeps kissing.]
You know what's even more amazing? Hello? Hello? What are you, like at a pause or half-time?
Morgan:
Okay, The fact that Americans each day are infected with a sexually-transmitted disease, and two-thirds of them are just about your age.
Kemper:
Hey, Morgan. How are you the expert on the dumbest shit?
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