Memorable Quotes from Erick Avari
6 quotesChristmas Chaos at Home Alone 4
Kevin
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Molly
Good night. (Mr. Prescott hits her with a tray and she falls down) Aaaaaahhh!
Kevin
Mr. Prescott!
[gasps]
Prescott
At your service.
[to Kevin]
Kevin
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Prescott
Perhaps we should call the police.
Kevin
Good idea, Mr. Prescott.
Prescott
Just "Prescott" to you.
Kevin
Prescott"!
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Control and Boundaries in a Household
Prescott
Can you read? The door. "No Entry.
Kevin
What, does that mean me?
Prescott
Especially you. This is the control center from which I manage this entire household, as well as my personal quarters. Miss Natalie may have granted you run of her home, but this is my domain and strictly off-limits. Understood? Any more questions? Good.
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Consequences of Uninvited Intrusion
Prescott
What are you doing here? Tell me.
Kevin
I, uh, I... Nothing. I swear. I thought all of this was cool. I wanted to take a look at it.
Prescott
You don't go to other people's homes uninvited, and you don't touch their things. Didn't I warn you what would happen if I ever caught you in here again?
Kevin
Not specifically.
Prescott
Trust me. It won't be pleasant. What do you want?
Molly
I thought I heard the boy. Ah! And indeed I did. I don't want him bothering you anymore, so I'll just get him out of your way. Come along, Kevin. He'll be my responsibility from now on.
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Burglars Targeting Homes in Kevin's Story
Peter
Kevin, what happened?
Kevin
It wasn't me. It was the burglars.
Peter
The burglars?
Kevin
Yeah, and I recognized the one guy, Marv. Did I ever tell you about him? Well, that's another story. But the point is, they were gonna rip off your house!
Natalie
So you chose instead to trash it?
Kevin
No, I was trying to protect it!
Natalie
By trashing it?
Prescott
What in the name of...?
Kevin
Hey, why didn't you come when I was calling you?
Natalie
Prescott, were you aware of any burglars here today?
Prescott
Burglars? No, ma'am. All the alarms were on as usual.
Kevin
Well, maybe they turned them off. They had one of these, you know.
Prescott
I saw no intruders, and except for... beg your pardon, ma'am, the briefest of all bathroom breaks, my eyes were on the monitors at all times. How one child could do so much damage in the time it took me to... Well, it's quite beyond me.
Kevin
It wasn't me!
Prescott
Well, there was no one else here!
Kevin
He's lying!?
Prescott
I am not!
Kevin
Are too!
Prescott
Am not!
Kevin
Are too!
Prescott
With all due respect, sir, I did see Master Kevin playing with the devices as if the house were a big toy. The only hooligan here today was your son.
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Misunderstanding a Beverage's True Nature
Paul
That lemonade is insane.
[after drinking Margarita, thinking it is lemonade]
Vijay
Yeah, Paul. That's because it's a Margarita.
Paul
No. I-I-I don't drink.
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Prison Life Humor in Home Alone 4
Marv
Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
Vera
Oh yeah?
Marv
Yeah, on Thursdays, you get Salisbury steak.
Vera
Yeah, I know about prison. That's where I met you.
Marv
Calm down. Calm down.
Vera
You calm down!?
Marv
Women, eh?
[to officer]
Officer
Yeah.
Vera
Hey, don't touch me!
Natalie
Peter, what's he done now?!
Peter
Well, he saved the day, that's what. You should be thanking him.
Natalie
Molly?! What in the world is going on?!
Detective
It seems that they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss.
Natalie
She's MY maid! I'm HER boss!
[shocked]
Kevin
Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid.
Prescott
And a new butler, I'm afraid. I resign.
Natalie
Resign?! But why?!
Prescott
Because as a wise young man once said, "Life's too short.
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