Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Misunderstanding a Beverage's True Nature
Paul: [after drinking Margarita, thinking it is lemonade]
That lemonade is insane.
Vijay:
Yeah, Paul. That's because it's a Margarita.
Paul:
No. I-I-I don't drink.
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Home Alone 4 - Prison Life Humor in Home Alone 4
Marv:
Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
Vera:
Oh yeah?
Marv:
Yeah, on Thursdays, you get Salisbury steak.
Vera:
Yeah, I know about prison. That's where I met you.
Marv:
Calm down. Calm down.
Vera:
You calm down!?
Marv: [to officer]
Women, eh?
Officer:
Yeah.
Vera:
Hey, don't touch me!
Natalie:
Peter, what's he done now?!
Peter:
Well, he saved the day, that's what. You should be thanking him.
Natalie:
Molly?! What in the world is going on?!
Detective:
It seems that they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss.
Natalie: [shocked]
She's MY maid! I'm HER boss!
Kevin:
Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid.
Prescott:
And a new butler, I'm afraid. I resign.
Natalie:
Resign?! But why?!
Prescott:
Because as a wise young man once said, "Life's too short.
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Home Alone 4 - Christmas Chaos at Home Alone 4
Kevin:
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Molly:
Good night. (Mr. Prescott hits her with a tray and she falls down) Aaaaaahhh!
Kevin: [gasps]
Mr. Prescott!
Prescott: [to Kevin]
At your service.
Kevin:
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Prescott:
Perhaps we should call the police.
Kevin:
Good idea, Mr. Prescott.
Prescott:
Just "Prescott" to you.
Kevin:
Prescott"!
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Home Alone 4 - Consequences of Uninvited Intrusion
Prescott:
What are you doing here? Tell me.
Kevin:
I, uh, I... Nothing. I swear. I thought all of this was cool. I wanted to take a look at it.
Prescott:
You don't go to other people's homes uninvited, and you don't touch their things. Didn't I warn you what would happen if I ever caught you in here again?
Kevin:
Not specifically.
Prescott:
Trust me. It won't be pleasant. What do you want?
Molly:
I thought I heard the boy. Ah! And indeed I did. I don't want him bothering you anymore, so I'll just get him out of your way. Come along, Kevin. He'll be my responsibility from now on.
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Home Alone 4 - Control and Boundaries in a Household
Prescott:
Can you read? The door. "No Entry.
Kevin:
What, does that mean me?
Prescott:
Especially you. This is the control center from which I manage this entire household, as well as my personal quarters. Miss Natalie may have granted you run of her home, but this is my domain and strictly off-limits. Understood? Any more questions? Good.
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Home Alone 4 - Burglars Targeting Homes in Kevin's Story
Peter:
Kevin, what happened?
Kevin:
It wasn't me. It was the burglars.
Peter:
The burglars?
Kevin:
Yeah, and I recognized the one guy, Marv. Did I ever tell you about him? Well, that's another story. But the point is, they were gonna rip off your house!
Natalie:
So you chose instead to trash it?
Kevin:
No, I was trying to protect it!
Natalie:
By trashing it?
Prescott:
What in the name of...?
Kevin:
Hey, why didn't you come when I was calling you?
Natalie:
Prescott, were you aware of any burglars here today?
Prescott:
Burglars? No, ma'am. All the alarms were on as usual.
Kevin:
Well, maybe they turned them off. They had one of these, you know.
Prescott:
I saw no intruders, and except for... beg your pardon, ma'am, the briefest of all bathroom breaks, my eyes were on the monitors at all times. How one child could do so much damage in the time it took me to... Well, it's quite beyond me.
Kevin:
It wasn't me!
Prescott:
Well, there was no one else here!
Kevin:
He's lying!?
Prescott:
I am not!
Kevin:
Are too!
Prescott:
Am not!
Kevin:
Are too!
Prescott:
With all due respect, sir, I did see Master Kevin playing with the devices as if the house were a big toy. The only hooligan here today was your son.
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