Memorable Quotes from Erik Per Sullivan
3 quotesChoosing the Color of Teeth
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I like orange. Should I keep the teeth orange?
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The Consequences of Alcoholism Discussed
Fuzzy
Is your father dead?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
Cirrhosis. It's a disease of the liver.
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What, a liver killed him?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
No, alcohol killed him. He drank himself to death.
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But did you know him?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
Barely. But it hardly mattered that I knew him.
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Did you know your mother better?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
Mm-hmm. She's dead now too. She was a nanny.
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What's a nanny do?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
She looks after other people's children.
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Did she grow up around here?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
No. She was an immigrant.
Fuzzy
What's an immigrant?
Dr. Wilbur Larch
Someone not from Maine.
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Questioning the Legality of Skipping Christmas
Spike Frohmeyer
You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?
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