Erin DanielsQuotes

Sy Parrish: [Knocks on hotel door 511, where he hears Will Yorkin and Maya Burson having sex] Room Service.

Maya: Can you leave it outside the door, please?

Sy Parrish: No Ma'am. I'm afraid you'll have to sign for this.

Maya Burson: Just a second...

Sy Parrish: [Maya unlocks the door, at that moment Sy forces the door open, injuring Maya on her forehead. A naked Will immediately gets up. Sy then produces a large industrial knife] You. Get on the bed.

Sy Parrish: [In a threatening manner] Get on the Goddamnn bed!

Will Yorkin: [Thinking it's a robbery] Look, look, I've got plenty of cash in my pants and wallet and...

Sy Parrish: Shut up! Close the drapes. CLOSE THEM!!!

Sy Parrish: [After closing the curtain drapes, Will wraps a towel around his waist] Who told you to do that?

Will Yorkin: I closed the drapes!

Sy Parrish: Did I tell you to wrap a towel around yourself?

Will Yorkin: No.

Sy Parrish: Let me explain what's goin on here. I tell you to do things, then you fucking do them exactly like I tell you. I'm gonna tell you this one time and one time only. You got the picture?

Will Yorkin: Yeah

Sy Parrish: Do you understand me?

Maya Burson: Yes.

Sy Parrish: Good. Now get on the bed.

Sy Parrish: [When Will moves his hands toward Maya, Sy shouts] NOW!!!!

Sy Parrish: [Tries to calm down after having a brief mental breakdown] Jesus. Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her?

Will Yorkin: No!

Sy Parrish: I don't want you to touch her. If you touch her again, I'll stab you in the heart.

Captain Spaulding: Sweet baby Jesus, girl. What the hell happened to you?

Denise Willis: [mumbling] I got away.

Captain Spaulding: You... hey, I recognize you. Oh, there's a whole bunch of people been looking for your ass, girl.

Denise Willis: I gotta get to a doctor.

Captain Spaulding: All right, all right. Just sit back and relax. I'll get you to a doctor.

Captain Spaulding: That's it. I'll get you there.

Otis: I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.

Mother: Who's your daddy?

Otis: I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.

Baby: Who's your daddy?

Mother: Who's your daddy?

Otis: [walking to Denise, while wearing her father's skin] Come on, sweetie. Give the old man some sugar.

Denise Willis: Daddy, Daddy.

Otis: [taking off his robe] And I'm the one who loves ya when you're fucking dead!