Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters Prepare for Urgent Meeting with Mayor
Winston Zeddemore:
Hey, guard! Look, I want to make a phone call. Yeah, I just work with these guys, but I wasn't even there!
Egon Spengler:
It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building. Something terrible is about to enter our world, and this building is obviously the door. The architect's name was Ivo Shandor. I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide. He was also a doctor. Performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. And then in 1920, he started a secret society.
Guard:
Okay, Ghostbusters, the Mayor wants to see you guys. Whole island's going crazy, let's go.
Peter Venkman:
I got to split, the Mayor wants to rap with me about some things.
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Ghostbusters - Winston Zeddemore's Affection for the Town
Winston Zeddemore: [last line]
I love this town!
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Ghostbusters - Skepticism for a Steady Paycheck
Winston Zeddemore:
Ah, If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
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Leviathan - Preparation for a Dangerous Situation
Steven Beck: [as he fights Leviathan]
See you topside.
Elizabeth Willie Williams:
Get into your suit... Beck, get into your suit!
Justin Jones: [Beck jettisons them out of the complex]
Beck, don't be a fool!
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Leviathan - Discussion of a Threatening Creature
Dr. Glen Thompson:
It's growing. It's just had a meal.
Elizabeth Willie Williams:
It needs blood?
Dr. Glen Thompson:
Apparently.
Justin Jones:
That's just great! You're telling me that we've got a goddamned Dracula in here with us?
Steven Beck:
Of course. That's why the one on that ship was dead. It needed blood... fresh cells to resurrect itself and grow.
Elizabeth Willie Williams:
What "one on that ship"?
Justin Jones:
Will someone let the rank and file in on your little secret?
Dr. Glen Thompson:
Whatever it is... it's apparently some kind of genetic aberration.
Justin Jones:
No shit!
G. P. Cobb:
What are you saying, Doc?
Dr. Glen Thompson:
It has all the characteristics of deep sea life. Scales, gills... regeneration. Even some kind of dormancy. But the fact that it remembered where that blood plasma was stored makes it appear to have some other kind of quality.
G. P. Cobb:
Meaning what?
Steven Beck:
It absorbs the intelligence of its victims.
Dr. Glen Thompson:
Intelligence may not be the right word here.
Justin Jones:
To hell with semantics, Doc. Are you saying that thing out there is part DeJesus, part Bowman, part Sixpack?
Dr. Glen Thompson:
I don't know. I'd just be guessing. But I do know this... the Russians deliberately sank that ship to protect themselves. Maybe to protect us all.
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Leviathan - The Dangers of Underwater Exploration
Sixpack:
You know, I stood next to a guy who blew up his suit once. I'll tell you, that was not a pretty sight.
Justin Jones:
Leave DeJesus alone, man!
Sixpack:
One tiny little hole in a fucking toe of his suit, man. No bigger than your dick. Yeah, the way the ocean came in, the pressure just crammed his whole body up into his helmet in a matter of seconds. We just buried his helmet. That would have been you, DeJesus.
DeJesus:
Hey, I know about implosions.
Sixpack:
Yeah, I bet you do. I bet you were imploding in your pants.
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Leviathan - Struggling with Ongoing Challenges
Martin:
I realize you must have gone through hell.
Justin Jones:
Gone? Bitch, we're still here!
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Leviathan - Skiing and Reality in Spanish Harlem
Justin Jones:
And another thing. I am getting tired of hearing about your goddamn skiing. You don't know shit about skiing. They don't ski in Spanish Harlem.
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Leviathan - Confronting Perceptions of Race and Identity
Justin Jones:
This whole thing is unnecessary, Doc. The only skin problem I can see is white people. How come you are wearing those gloves? It ain't bend-over time, is it?
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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle - Tension Escalates Over Child's Safety
Mrs. Mott:
Marlene, is everything all right?
Marlene:
No! I need a doctor. Know of any Mrs. Mott?
Mrs. Mott:
You give me my baby or I'll BASH YOUR SKULL IN!!!
Solomon:
No!
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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle - Confrontation and Defiance in a Tense Exchange
Mrs. Mott:
Are you a retard?
Solomon:
No
Mrs. Mott:
Did you like looking at me? (more intense) Did you like looking at me? (slaps Solomon) Don't fuck with me, retard. My version of the story will be better than yours.
Solomon:
(Talking to himself about Mrs. Mott) I won't let you hurt them! They're my friends. I won't let you hurt them. Oh, boy!
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife - Character Reflections on Roles and Success
Winston Zeddemore:
Egon was the brains. Ray was the heart. Peter just kept it cool.
Janine Melnitz:
Who were you?
Winston:
The sex appeal.
Janine:
You've done very well for yourself. A lot of shelf space.
Winston:
See, that's the thing. I don't do it for me. I do it for my kids, and I want to be an example of what's possible.
Janine:
You still covering the rent at Ray's book shop?
Winston:
Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days.
Janine: [chuckles]
I remember the day you came in.
Winston:
I came in looking for a steady paycheck. But busting ghosts with the guys taught me not to be afraid. That I had the tools, and I had the talent. I started this business with one employee, and I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise. I may be a businessman, but I will always be a Ghostbuster.
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife - Confronting Gozer with Authority and Humor
Man: [offscreen]
Hey, flat-top!
Peter Venkman:
Have you missed us?
Ray:
Gozer the Gozerian! In the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, the US Fish and Wildlife Service, all the members of Ducks Unlimited, the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons. I command you under the National Invasive Species Act to depart this world immediately.
Peter:
Bravo.
Winston Zeddemore:
I think she remembers us.
Gozer:
Are you... a god?
Winston:
Ray?
Peter:
Oh, come on, Ray!
Ray:
...Yes.
Winston:
Yeah, we're all gods.
Peter: [[Ghostbusters|I thought that we had busted up for good]
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special out here. On a personal note, ]. I mean, it wasn't working for me. My friends didn't think so, I know yours didn't.
Winston:
Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin.
Peter: [laughs as they energize their proton packs]
Light em up!
Winston:
Man, I love that sound!
Peter:
On the count of three. Go on two. One, two!
Ray:
Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron-volts!
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Ghostbusters II - Unexpected Discovery Among Friends
Winston Zeddemore: [sees the Vigo painting]
Hey fellas! You wanna take a look at this?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Wow!
Dr. Egon Spengler: [[w:Renaissance|Early Renaissance; [w:Raphael|Raphael; [w:Piero della Francesca|Piero della Francesca]
], I think. ], or ]?
Dr. Peter Venkman:
No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis.
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Ghostbusters II - Unity and Confusion Amidst the Crowd
Vigo:
Now we become one.
Crowd:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and ne'er brought to mind...
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Where's that singing coming from?
Winston Zeddemore:
The people outside!
Crowd:
If auld acquaintance be forgot, remember Auld Lang Syne!
Dr. Egon Spengler:
He's weakening! The singing is neutralizing the slime!
Stantz:
I can move!
Spengler:
He's back in the painting!
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Ghostbusters II - A Meeting with the Mayor and Ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Lenny. Big man.
Mayor Lenny:
The Ghostbusters.
Winston Zeddemore: [holds out his hand, wanting to shake his hand]
Mr. Mayor?
Mayor Lenny:
What is this? A slumber party?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Well, that's why we wanted to see you.
Mayor Lenny:
Listen, I don't want to hear anything about it. You got two minutes. Make it good.
Dr. Ray Stantz: [getting started]
Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again, and you'll be happy to know that almost fifty percent of us voted for you in the last election.
Mayor Lenny:
I appreciate that.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
I'm sorry we have to meet under these circumstances.
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnatheric slimeflow of immense proportions is building up beneath the city.
Mayor Lenny:
Psycho-what?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Psychomagnatheric.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Big word, big word.
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Negative human emotions that are forming into a vicious ectoplasm with *explosive* supernormal potential.
Mayor Lenny:
Can somebody speak English here?
Winston Zeddemore:
Uh yeah. Your honor, what we're trying to say is all of the bad feelings. You know hate, anger and the vibes of the city are turning into this sludge. I didn't believe in it either. But, we just went for a swim in it and end up almost killing each other.
Jack Hardemeyer: [to the Mayor; aggravated]
This is insane! Do we really have to listen to this?
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Hardemeyer; to the Mayor]
Can't you stop your lips from flapping for 2 little minutes? Lenny, have you been out on the street lately, do you know weird it is out there? We've taken our own headcount, there seems to be 3 *million* completely miserable assholes living in the Tri-State area.
Jack Hardemeyer: [in disbelief]
Please.
Peter Venkman:
I beg your pardon, 3 million and one.
Jack Hardemeyer:
Hey.
Dr. Ray Stantz:
And what fudgy brain here doesn't realize, that if we don't do something fast this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate.
Jack Hardemeyer: [in disbelief]
Yeah, right.
Mayor Lenny: [having enough; begins to walk off; leaves]
What do you want me to do, go on television and tell 3 million people they have to be nice to each other? Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right. Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.
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Ghostbusters II - Vigo the Carpathian's Grueling History
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
105 years old? He hung in there, didn't he?
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Ouch.
Winston Zeddemore:
Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back".
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Ghostbusters II - Experimenting with Plasm in the Subway
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
We've been experimenting with the plasm we found in the subway tunnel. Careful.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Should I get spoons?
Dr. Egon Spengler: [Ray sets the container on the table for everyone to see]
Don't bother. Watch this. Go ahead, Ray.
Stantz: [yells at the container]
You! You worthless piece of slime!
Stantz: [slime reacts]
You ignorant, disgusting blob!
Spengler: [slime reacts]
You're nothing but an unstable, short-chain molecule!
Stantz: [slime reacts]
You foul, obnoxious muck!
Spengler: [slime reacts]
You have a weak electrochemical bond!
Stantz:
I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!
Winston Zeddemore: [interrupting just before it overflows its container]
Whoa, whoa!
Stantz:
You're a – You just –
Zeddemore:
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Venkman: [beat]
This is what you do with your spare time?
Stantz:
Peter, this is an incredible breakthrough. I mean, what a discovery! A psychoreactive substance! Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states.
Venkman: [beat; to slime affectionately]
Mood slime. Oh, baby...
Zeddemore:
You mean this stuff actually feeds on bad vibes?
Stantz:
Like a cop in a donut factory.
Spengler:
We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.
Venkman:
What kind of tests?
Stantz:
Well, we sing to it, and, uh, we talk to it, and say...supportive, nurturing things to it...
Venkman:
You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?
Venkman: [shakes his head in disbelief]
Oh, you!
Zeddemore: [mutters]
It's always the quiet ones.
Venkman: [chuckles]
You hound!
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