Memorable Quotes from Ernie Reyes Jr.
5 quotesA Pearl's True Ownership in Question
Prince Tarn
This could buy me an army, or even rebuild Habloc! Dig it out, Falkon!
[upon finding the Great Pearl]
Falkon
Your Highness, this pearl may belong to somebody.
Prince Tarn
It does! And he wants it now!
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Queen Gedren's Attack on the City
Sonja
What happened?
Falkon
What happened? Queen Gedren attacked us is what happened.
Sonja
Gedren? Queen Gedren?
Falkon
That's right. She knocked down half the city with her new weapon and demanded our surrender.
Prince Tarn
My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender.
Falkon
So she knocked down the other half.
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Discussion of Ooze and Ninja Thieves
Keno
So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed.
Raph
It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there.
Keno
Where?
Donnie
Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves--
Keno
The Foot?!
Donnie
Huh? You've heard of them?
Keno
Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers.
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Debate on Real vs. Fake Breasts
Max
Man that chick has got body karate.
[''In the diner'']
Tang
Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris
Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max
Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris
Where do you get this shit?
Max
It's common knowledge
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Conflicting Motivations in Battle
Gedren's Handmaid
She's gone. Oh, I'm so glad that you've come. Please, will you protect me? I'm so frightened.
Prince Tarn
Why does she fight so hard? She doesn't want to win.
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