Poolhall Junkies - Debate on Real vs. Fake Breasts
Max: [''In the diner'']
Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang:
Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max:
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max:
Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris:
Where do you get this shit?
Max:
It's common knowledge
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Red Sonja - A Pearl's True Ownership in Question
Prince Tarn: [upon finding the Great Pearl]
This could buy me an army, or even rebuild Habloc! Dig it out, Falkon!
Falkon:
Your Highness, this pearl may belong to somebody.
Prince Tarn:
It does! And he wants it now!
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Red Sonja - Queen Gedren's Attack on the City
Sonja:
What happened?
Falkon:
What happened? Queen Gedren attacked us is what happened.
Sonja:
Gedren? Queen Gedren?
Falkon:
That's right. She knocked down half the city with her new weapon and demanded our surrender.
Prince Tarn:
My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender.
Falkon:
So she knocked down the other half.
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Red Sonja - Conflicting Motivations in Battle
Gedren's Handmaid:
She's gone. Oh, I'm so glad that you've come. Please, will you protect me? I'm so frightened.
Prince Tarn:
Why does she fight so hard? She doesn't want to win.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze - Discussion of Ooze and Ninja Thieves
Keno:
So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed.
Raph:
It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there.
Keno:
Where?
Donnie:
Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves--
Keno:
The Foot?!
Donnie:
Huh? You've heard of them?
Keno:
Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers.
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