Ester DeanQuotes

Kolio: [notices Fat Amy at the gas station that the Treblemakers are passing in their bus] Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?

Bumper: [runs to the window; chucks his burrito out of the window, and it hits Fat Amy in the chest as she's filling up the bus' gas tank] Donald, slow down. Slow down! Yeah! Hey, Amy? SABOTAGE!!

Fat Amy: [the Trebles laugh as they drive away; slowly collapses] Ugh! I've been shot. I've just been SHOT! Help me!

Cynthia Rose: [gets out of the bus; tries to help Fat Amy by giving her mouth to mouth] Fat Amy! They shot Amy! I've got you, I've got you.

Fat Amy: No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm talking... I'm sitting up.

Cynthia Rose: [Beca and Lilly get out to help] All right, cool.

Fat Amy: There's no need for that. No mouth to mouth. Oh, shit! Bumper threw a big-ass burrito at me! I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Fat Amy: Ah! What up, Shawshank?

Cynthia Rose: Did you get yourself a bitch?

Fat Amy: Did they spray you with a hose?

Lilly: [quietly] I did a turn at County.

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.

Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.

Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious...gambling problem.

Fat Amy: What?

Beca: What?

Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.

Fat Amy: Whoomp, there it is!