Memorable Quotes from Ethan Suplee
8 quotesExploring Hate and Racial Prejudice
Seth
Who do you hate, Danny?
Danny Vinyard
I hate anyone that isn't white ].
[[Protestantism|Protestant]
Seth
Why?
Danny Vinyard
They're a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are all right, I guess...
Seth
None of em are fucking all right, Danny, OK?
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Tensions Rise in a Heated Confrontation
Lawrence
Who are you calling a boy, motherfucker, huh?!
Seth
Lucky motherfucker! I'm through monkeying around with your fuckin ass!
Lawrence
Pale, pasty, pastrami eating cracker motherfucker! A hundred bucks say I make you my bitch.
Seth
Hear that? He's trying to make ends meet for his cut in welfare. You're fucking on!
[Chuckles]
Danny Vinyard
It's 8-6, Seth.
Seth
Danny, when I want your fucking opinion, I'll ask for it!
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Trusting the Untrustworthy
Briggs
So you're telling me that Nuke was just as messed-up as Lulu?
Noah
I had to work him 6 months before I convinced the Army to let me adopt him out. Thought we'd never get there. But now? We trust Nuke to babysit. Kids, burgers!
[drops one and picks it up]
Noah's Daughter
Daddy, was this on the ground?
Noah
No.
Noah's Daughter
You're lying, I saw it fall.
Noah
Baby, I dropped it into my hand, okay? It's fine, you're fine.
Noah's Daughter
Uhhh!
Briggs
I can barely take care of the dog, so, I don't know how you're doing all this.
Noah
Yeah, I get it. Nuke was about all I could handle. But, when he stopped struggling, that's when I realized maybe I could stop struggling too, you know?
Briggs
You think Riley could've fixed Lulu?
Noah
Not by keeping her in the fight, no. You gotta know when to hang em up or check out, I guess.
Briggs
Sometimes Rangers just find a way to die, man.
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Canoeing Misadventures and Dark Humor
River Guide
There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.
[While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe]
Elwood
How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!
[After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet]
Dennis
]" being sung] The hills have gone gay.
[hearing "[[w:Do you Really Want to Hurt Me|Do You Really Want To Hurt Me]
Dennis and Elwood
Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die.
[singing]
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Confronting the Unknown Within
Thumper
Maybe there's a reason you've repressed the day some pervert had you in your tighty-whiteys.
Thumper
Hey Man, I'd think twice about what you're doing. You could wake up a lot more fucked up than you are now.
Evan
More fucked up than I am? You think you know me? I don't even know me!
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Cultural References in Character Dialogue
Fan
I love these guys! You know what? they're like Bill and Ted meet... Cheech and Chong!
[about Bluntman and Chronic]
Holden
Yeah... I kinda like to think of them as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet Vladimir and Estragon.
Fan
Yes! Who?
[pause]
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Train Mishap Discussion Among Crew Members
Connie
How the hell did this happen?
Dewey
It just got away from me.
Connie
It got away from you? It's a train, Dewey, not a chipmunk!
Dewey
I had to leave the cab to throw a switch.
Connie
You left the cab?!
Gileece
Yeah, and it gets worse. The air brakes weren't tied on. They aren't tied on, still.
Connie
We've got an unmanned train rolling into opposing traffic with no air brakes?! Is that what you're telling me?
Dewey
I set the independent brake. That'll for sure stop it.
Connie
How fast is it going?
Dewey
No more than 10 miles per.
Connie
Okay, jump on the high rail and go after it.
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Power Dynamics in Prison Life
Doris Vinyard
You think you're the only one doin time, Derek? You think you're here all alone? You think I'm not in here with you?
Murray
Derek, what are you trying to prove?!
Lamont
Don't fuck with me, a'ight? I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? Cause I control the underwear.
[In the prison laundry]
Lamont
Okay, I know your kind, right...bad ass peckerwood with an attitude. Well, let me tell you something: you better watch your ass, cause in the joint, you the nigger, not me.
Seth
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zooWe have washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels tooWe're taking down the ZOG machine, Jew by Jew by JewThe white man marches on! ~ white supremacist lyrics for "].
[[w:Battle Hymn of the Republic|Battle Hymn of the Republic]
Bob Sweeney
I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there.
[Arguing with Danny Vinyard about his "Mein Kampf" paper]
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