Without a Paddle - Canoeing Misadventures and Dark Humor
River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe]
There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.
Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet]
How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!
Dennis: [hearing "[[w:Do you Really Want to Hurt Me|Do You Really Want To Hurt Me]
]" being sung] The hills have gone gay.
Dennis and Elwood: [singing]
Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die.
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American History X - Exploring Hate and Racial Prejudice
Seth:
Who do you hate, Danny?
Danny Vinyard: [[Protestantism|Protestant]
I hate anyone that isn't white ].
Seth:
Why?
Danny Vinyard:
They're a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are all right, I guess...
Seth:
None of em are fucking all right, Danny, OK?
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American History X - Tensions Rise in a Heated Confrontation
Lawrence:
Who are you calling a boy, motherfucker, huh?!
Seth:
Lucky motherfucker! I'm through monkeying around with your fuckin ass!
Lawrence:
Pale, pasty, pastrami eating cracker motherfucker! A hundred bucks say I make you my bitch.
Seth: [Chuckles]
Hear that? He's trying to make ends meet for his cut in welfare. You're fucking on!
Danny Vinyard:
It's 8-6, Seth.
Seth:
Danny, when I want your fucking opinion, I'll ask for it!
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American History X - Power Dynamics in Prison Life
Doris Vinyard:
You think you're the only one doin time, Derek? You think you're here all alone? You think I'm not in here with you?
Murray:
Derek, what are you trying to prove?!
Lamont: [In the prison laundry]
Don't fuck with me, a'ight? I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? Cause I control the underwear.
Lamont:
Okay, I know your kind, right...bad ass peckerwood with an attitude. Well, let me tell you something: you better watch your ass, cause in the joint, you the nigger, not me.
Seth: [[w:Battle Hymn of the Republic|Battle Hymn of the Republic]
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zooWe have washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels tooWe're taking down the ZOG machine, Jew by Jew by JewThe white man marches on! ~ white supremacist lyrics for "].
Bob Sweeney: [Arguing with Danny Vinyard about his "Mein Kampf" paper]
I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there.
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Chasing Amy - Cultural References in Character Dialogue
Fan: [about Bluntman and Chronic]
I love these guys! You know what? they're like Bill and Ted meet... Cheech and Chong!
Holden:
Yeah... I kinda like to think of them as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet Vladimir and Estragon.
Fan: [pause]
Yes! Who?
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Dog - Trusting the Untrustworthy
Briggs:
So you're telling me that Nuke was just as messed-up as Lulu?
Noah: [drops one and picks it up]
I had to work him 6 months before I convinced the Army to let me adopt him out. Thought we'd never get there. But now? We trust Nuke to babysit. Kids, burgers!
Noah's Daughter:
Daddy, was this on the ground?
Noah:
No.
Noah's Daughter:
You're lying, I saw it fall.
Noah:
Baby, I dropped it into my hand, okay? It's fine, you're fine.
Noah's Daughter:
Uhhh!
Briggs:
I can barely take care of the dog, so, I don't know how you're doing all this.
Noah:
Yeah, I get it. Nuke was about all I could handle. But, when he stopped struggling, that's when I realized maybe I could stop struggling too, you know?
Briggs:
You think Riley could've fixed Lulu?
Noah:
Not by keeping her in the fight, no. You gotta know when to hang em up or check out, I guess.
Briggs:
Sometimes Rangers just find a way to die, man.
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Unstoppable - Train Mishap Discussion Among Crew Members
Connie:
How the hell did this happen?
Dewey:
It just got away from me.
Connie:
It got away from you? It's a train, Dewey, not a chipmunk!
Dewey:
I had to leave the cab to throw a switch.
Connie:
You left the cab?!
Gileece:
Yeah, and it gets worse. The air brakes weren't tied on. They aren't tied on, still.
Connie:
We've got an unmanned train rolling into opposing traffic with no air brakes?! Is that what you're telling me?
Dewey:
I set the independent brake. That'll for sure stop it.
Connie:
How fast is it going?
Dewey:
No more than 10 miles per.
Connie:
Okay, jump on the high rail and go after it.
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The Butterfly Effect - Confronting the Unknown Within
Thumper:
Maybe there's a reason you've repressed the day some pervert had you in your tighty-whiteys.
Thumper:
Hey Man, I'd think twice about what you're doing. You could wake up a lot more fucked up than you are now.
Evan:
More fucked up than I am? You think you know me? I don't even know me!
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