Eugene Byrd Quotes

Gail Stern So how much further to my bath?

Bill Johnson Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.

Cole Burris Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.

Bill Johnson All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -

Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, and Gail Stern No!

Bill Johnson It's mating season.

Cole Burris Wait so you're telling me there's some snake going on in the jungle?

Bill Johnson Yeah, something like that.

Cole Burris I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story.

Gordon Mitchell Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.

Cole Burris That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ass! How you like that, bitch? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now...

Cole Burris (separated from the group) Guys, guys!(Cole sees a skeleton. He still screams in terror. Luckily, Tran finds him) Oh, no, no!

Tran Wu Stay together.