Memorable Quotes from Eugene Hutz
27 quotesThe Duality of Good and Bad in Humanity
A.K.
Humanity seems to be divided into two categories. People trying to be good and people trying to be bad, but personally I don't see so much difference.If you spend your whole life as a saint, eventually you will crave the opposite and the filth will appear as an oasis in the desert but if you spend your life in the gutter, sooner or later you will be searching for wisdom. Like a pig sniffing for truffles.
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A Humorous Suggestion for the Journey
Alex
He wants to know how far we are to Lutsk.
Grandfather
Maybe I can pull over, and you two can fuck yourselves the rest of the way to Lutsk.
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Discussion on Accountant's Earnings in America
Alex
How much currency would a first-rate accountant receive in America?
Jonathan
I don't know, a lot, probably, if he or she is good.
Alex
She?
Jonathan
Or he.
Alex
Are there Negro accountants?
Jonathan
Yes, there are African American accountants, but you don't want to use that word.
Alex
And homosexual accountants?
Jonathan
There are homosexual everythings. There are homosexual garbage men.
Alex
And how much currency would a Negro homosexual accountant receive?
[shocked]
Jonathan
You really shouldn't use that word.
Alex
Which word?
Jonathan
The N-word. It's not the N-word, but...
Alex
Negro?
Jonathan
Yeah, that one.
Alex
But I dig them all the way. They are premium people.
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The Truth as a Path to Heaven
A.K.
When I die, I'm going to go straight to Heaven. And you are going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share enough? Not really. Was I humble enough? Definitely not. So what makes you so sure you're going straight to Heaven, you ask. And I will tell you: because I told the truth.
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Caution Against Recklessness in Pursuit of Desire
A.K.
You know, in my country there is a saying: "He, who licks the knives, soon will cut his tongue
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Grandfather's Message About Possibility
Alex
My grandfather informs me that this is not possible.
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Language Proficiency in Cross-Cultural Encounters
Grandfather
Do you speak English?
Alex
Yes, I'm almost fluid.
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A Lighthearted Reminder in Difficult Times
Alex
Please do not be distressed. This is only the driver's seeing-eye bitch.
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Securing Safety in Uncertain Times
Alex
(to Jonathan) Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. I do not want to make you petrified person but there are many dangerous people who want to take things from Americans... and also kidnap them. Okay? Goodnight!
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Alex's Perspective on Height and Women
Alex
I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year.
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Disregard for Ballet's Importance
A.K.
Nobody gives a fuck about ballet.
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The Unspoken Depths of Love
A.K.
There is more to love than words.
Professor
For instance?
A.K.
For instance a back of a woman's neck.
Professor
But you need words to tell me that.
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Acknowledge Language Limitations with Humor
Alex
Forgive my speaking of English, Jonfen, as I'm not so premium with it.
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The Search for an Envelope
A.K.
Envelopes, envelopes... everybody's getting envelopes...where the fuck is my envelope?
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Questioning Personal Responsibility and Impact
A.K.
There is duality in everything.But perhaps I should ask myself this question: Am I consciously or unconsciously, actively or passively, collaborating at this very moment with some behavior that is destined to wreak havoc on another human being?
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Reflections on Past Violence and Consequences
A.K.
The last time a man put his hand on me did not end very nicely.
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Cultural Reflections on Mustaches and Identity
A.K.
You know, in my country we have a saying: "A man without a mustache, is like a woman with a mustache
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Grandfather's Dog and the Illusion of Companionship
Alex
This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged.
[Referring to the dog]
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Cultural Affinities and Personal Confidence
Alex
I am especially beloved of American movies, muscular cars, and hip-hop music. I also dig negroes, most of all Michael Jackson, because he is such a first-rate dancer, like me. Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I am such a premium dancer.
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Playfulness in Derangement
Alex
Okay, so she is deranged, but so so playful.
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Confidence in Dance Attracts Women
Alex
Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
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The Importance of Continuous Expression
A.K.
I don't mean to be rude, but if you love word so much, how could you stop writing?
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The Paradox of Wisdom and Filth
A.K.
Only when you eat a lemon do you appreciate what sugar is. Life is a paradox. But is it really? Is the contradictions in and around us really a form of dissonance, or just another word for "accord" in a language we are yet to discover? A language we are yet to learn. A language we have been deprived of. We live in a mistaken world, and it doesn't have to be so. You can be an academic and come to this realization by reading books, or you can discover this new rebel intelligence by waking up in your own vomit. Either way, you cannot lose. Without filth, there can be no wisdom. Without darkness, no light.
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A Unique Approach to Aspirations
A.K.
You know, in my country there is a saying: "If you want to reach the sky - fuck a duck and try to fly.
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The Power of Women Over Weakness
A.K.
In my country we have a saying: "If the demon is powerless send him a woman.
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The Light of Shared Journeys
Alex
I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine.
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Inquiry About Manufacturing Z's
Alex
Did you manage to manufacture some of the Z's?
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