Overboard - Discussing Repairs and Professional Cleaning
Colin:
Change of plans, sir. We're just having some minor mechanical issues. We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs, and I'll arrange to have the carpets professionally cleaned.
Leonardo Montenegro:
Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!
Colin:
Absolutely right, sir.
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Overboard - Leonardo's Unique Shirt Collection
Leonardo Montenegro:
All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!
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Overboard - Request for a More Attractive Nurse
Leonardo Montenegro: [to his doctor]
Can you get me a prettier nurse ?
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The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - Questioning the Laws of Physics
Shiver: [to Clara, as she's attempting to escape the tower]
My dear, that doesn't look very secure.
Hawthorne: [worried; to Shiver]
You can't! It's not gonna work.
Clara:
It's just the laws of physics.
Philip:
Do those laws ALWAYS work?
Clara: [under her breath]
Always. As far as I know.
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The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - Presentation of Clara Stahlbaum in the Realms
Sugar Plum: [to Clara, after she's dressed for the ballet about the four realms; the opening of "March of the Toys" from the ballet's first act plays as they enter the theater]
You look like the daughter of a queen.
Shiver: [addressing the residents of the three realms]
Ladies and gentlemen, on this momentous day, in the history of the Four Realms...
Hawthorne: [all applaud]
We are proud and privileged to present before you, Clara Stahlbaum, daughter of Queen Marie!
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The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - Exploring New Realms and Holiday Curiosities
Shiver: [shows Clara Marie's old throne room]
This is your mother's throne, Your Grace.
Sugar Plum:
Have you come to save us, Clara?
Clara: [the regents look disappointed]
No. I'm sorry. I didn't even know this place existed before today. You see, I was looking for a Christmas present from my godfather.
Hawthorne: [to Sugar Plum and Shiver; lost]
Oh, I love Christmas! What's Christmas?
Clara:
Then I ran into this homeless mouse.
Shiver:
Mouse?
Clara:
And that's when I met the captain.
Philip:
We barely escaped Mother Ginger. And the Mouse King.
Sugar Plum:
You met Mother Ginger? Oh my sweet Clara, you're lucky to be alive!
Hawthorne:
You must promise never to go back to the Land of Amusements, Clara.
Sugar Plum: [frustrated]
Hawthorne!
Shiver:
Its title has been restricted.
Hawthorne: [to Sugar Plum and Shiver; Sugar Plum and Shiver silence him]
Oh, of course. I meant the Fourth Realm. Apologies. I'm just so upset. Forget I ever mentioned the Land of Amusements.
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