Memorable Quotes from Eugenio Derbez
6 quotesLeonardo's Unique Shirt Collection
Leonardo Montenegro
All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!
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Discussing Repairs and Professional Cleaning
Colin
Change of plans, sir. We're just having some minor mechanical issues. We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs, and I'll arrange to have the carpets professionally cleaned.
Leonardo Montenegro
Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!
Colin
Absolutely right, sir.
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Exploring New Realms and Holiday Curiosities
Shiver
This is your mother's throne, Your Grace.
[shows Clara Marie's old throne room]
Sugar Plum
Have you come to save us, Clara?
Clara
No. I'm sorry. I didn't even know this place existed before today. You see, I was looking for a Christmas present from my godfather.
[the regents look disappointed]
Hawthorne
Oh, I love Christmas! What's Christmas?
[to Sugar Plum and Shiver; lost]
Clara
Then I ran into this homeless mouse.
Shiver
Mouse?
Clara
And that's when I met the captain.
Philip
We barely escaped Mother Ginger. And the Mouse King.
Sugar Plum
You met Mother Ginger? Oh my sweet Clara, you're lucky to be alive!
Hawthorne
You must promise never to go back to the Land of Amusements, Clara.
Sugar Plum
Hawthorne!
[frustrated]
Shiver
Its title has been restricted.
Hawthorne
Oh, of course. I meant the Fourth Realm. Apologies. I'm just so upset. Forget I ever mentioned the Land of Amusements.
[to Sugar Plum and Shiver; Sugar Plum and Shiver silence him]
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Questioning the Laws of Physics
Shiver
My dear, that doesn't look very secure.
[to Clara, as she's attempting to escape the tower]
Hawthorne
You can't! It's not gonna work.
[worried; to Shiver]
Clara
It's just the laws of physics.
Philip
Do those laws ALWAYS work?
Clara
Always. As far as I know.
[under her breath]
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Presentation of Clara Stahlbaum in the Realms
Sugar Plum
You look like the daughter of a queen.
[to Clara, after she's dressed for the ballet about the four realms; the opening of "March of the Toys" from the ballet's first act plays as they enter the theater]
Shiver
Ladies and gentlemen, on this momentous day, in the history of the Four Realms...
[addressing the residents of the three realms]
Hawthorne
We are proud and privileged to present before you, Clara Stahlbaum, daughter of Queen Marie!
[all applaud]
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Request for a More Attractive Nurse
Leonardo Montenegro
Can you get me a prettier nurse ?
[to his doctor]
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