Memorable Quotes from Evan Jones
4 quotesCheddar Bob's Frustration Expressed
Cheddar Bob
Fuck Cheddar Bob!
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A Moment of Realization in Conflict
PFC Dave Fowler
Fucker's fucked now.
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Defiance Against Authority
Cheddar Bob
Fuck the free world!
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Dispute Over a Cat Incident
Martz
That was my cat.
Eli
Fine specimen.
Martz
I saw you knock him off the bar.
Eli
No, I kind of shooed him. I didn't really knock him.
Martz
You raised your hand at him.
Eli
Won't happen again, I promise you.
Bartender
Hey Martz, how bout another drink, huh?
Martz
That cat has been coming in here for two years. It's got more rights to be in here than you.
Eli
I don't want any trouble.
Martz
Well, that's too bad. Cuz you're about to-
[Raising his fist at Eli]
Eli
I know who you are. A murderer of innocent travelers around the world. You are going to be held accountable for the things you've done. Do you know that? Do you?
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