Memorable Quotes from Ezra Miller
5 quotesCreative Ideas for Writing Inspiration
Charlie
I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam
You can write about us.
Patrick
Call it "The Slut and the Falcon." Make us solve crimes.
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Struggling with Academic Expectations and Self-Perception
Mr. Callahan
You've gotta be kidding me.
[looking at Patrick's terrible attempt at the Shop class term project]
Patrick
Remember, if you fail me you get me again next semester...
Patrick
C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!
Sam
Below average!
Patrick
Below average!
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Life as an After School Special
Patrick
Oh, my God. My life is officially an after school special.
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Football Enthusiasm and Humor in Conversation
Charlie
Do you like football?
Patrick
LOVE it. Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!
[cheering]
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Concerns About Safety and Boundaries
Jonah
No one's gonna do anything. They have, like, a million chaperones.
Ned
I don't want you dancing with college kids. Period.
Jonah
Well, what are they gonna do, rape me?
Ned
Can we not talk about this right now?
Jonah
I'm not interested with being with someone who's older, I-- I just wanna dance with other people who are gay.
Ned
I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.
Jonah
Huh.
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