Made - Debate on Glassware and Drink Temperature
Horrace: [walks up to bar]
Martel's and coke. One ice cube. In a snifter this time.
Bartender:
Snifters are for warm drinks.
Horrace:
Yeah, snifters are for cognac.
Bartender:
When served warm.
Horrace:
What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this motherfucker?
Bartender:
We have snifters?
Horrace:
Then put my Martel's in a snifter.
Horrace:
Like I'm gonna break her goddamn snifter.
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Blue Crush - Surfing Expectations and Playful Responses
Penny: [''Referring to Leslie wrapped in a towel'']
You're going to surf in that?
Leslie:
No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na!
Penny:
Your what?
Leslie: [''Whips off towel to reveal a [[w:speedo|speedo]
Da na da na!
Penny:
You're wearing nut-huggers!
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Friday - A Casual Exchange Between Smokey and Big Worm
Smokey:
Damn!
Smokey:
What up, Big Worm?
Big Worm:
How much you got left?
Smokey:
Man, I got a lot.
Big Worm:
You still haven't sold that weed, Smokey?
Smokey:
Man, I'm trying to, Worm. Niggas are broke these days.
Big Worm:
I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey!
Smokey:
Huh?
Big Worm:
You smokin my shit?
Smokey:
Hell no! Fuck with your shit? Hell no!
Big Worm: [pulls a gun closer to him]
You smokin my shit?
Smokey:
Now, why would I want to do shit like that?
Big Worm:
I'm gonna have to fuck you up, Smokey! Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.
Smokey:
Worm! Now you the last nigga whose money I'd mess with. I steal from my mama before I mess with your shit, and you know this, man!
Big Worm: [Drives off]
We'll see.
Smokey: [under his breath]
Florida Evans looking motherfucker.
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Friday - Confrontation Over Money and Principles
Smokey:
Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin your punk-ass, busta-ass, Jheri curl-wearin ass friends to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.
Big Worm:
First of all, don't be callin here like you some straight up "G", cause I'll cut your balls off and hand em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this.
Smokey:
Yeah, well...I got your money anyways. And you sell that shit yourself next time, cause I'm goin to rehab. I'm through with this shit. (hangs up, then lights up a joint and looks at the camera) I was just bullshittin'! And you know this, man!
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