Memorable Quotes from Faizon Love
4 quotesA Casual Exchange Between Smokey and Big Worm
Smokey
Damn!
Smokey
What up, Big Worm?
Big Worm
How much you got left?
Smokey
Man, I got a lot.
Big Worm
You still haven't sold that weed, Smokey?
Smokey
Man, I'm trying to, Worm. Niggas are broke these days.
Big Worm
I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey!
Smokey
Huh?
Big Worm
You smokin my shit?
Smokey
Hell no! Fuck with your shit? Hell no!
Big Worm
You smokin my shit?
[pulls a gun closer to him]
Smokey
Now, why would I want to do shit like that?
Big Worm
I'm gonna have to fuck you up, Smokey! Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.
Smokey
Worm! Now you the last nigga whose money I'd mess with. I steal from my mama before I mess with your shit, and you know this, man!
Big Worm
We'll see.
[Drives off]
Smokey
Florida Evans looking motherfucker.
[under his breath]
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Debate on Glassware and Drink Temperature
Horrace
Martel's and coke. One ice cube. In a snifter this time.
[walks up to bar]
Bartender
Snifters are for warm drinks.
Horrace
Yeah, snifters are for cognac.
Bartender
When served warm.
Horrace
What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this motherfucker?
Bartender
We have snifters?
Horrace
Then put my Martel's in a snifter.
Horrace
Like I'm gonna break her goddamn snifter.
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Confrontation Over Money and Principles
Smokey
Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin your punk-ass, busta-ass, Jheri curl-wearin ass friends to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.
Big Worm
First of all, don't be callin here like you some straight up "G", cause I'll cut your balls off and hand em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this.
Smokey
Yeah, well...I got your money anyways. And you sell that shit yourself next time, cause I'm goin to rehab. I'm through with this shit. (hangs up, then lights up a joint and looks at the camera) I was just bullshittin'! And you know this, man!
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Surfing Expectations and Playful Responses
Penny
You're going to surf in that?
[''Referring to Leslie wrapped in a towel'']
Leslie
No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na!
Penny
Your what?
Leslie
Da na da na!
[''Whips off towel to reveal a [[w:speedo|speedo]
Penny
You're wearing nut-huggers!
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