Epic Movie - Irreverent Comments on Maturity and Behavior
Hermione:
Hope you chicks are on the pill. Harry likes to get wasted, then show off his "sorcerer's stones". (farts)
Susan:
They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!
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Epic Movie - Age and Perception in Fantasy Worlds
Harry Potter:
Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Susan:
Aren't you a little old to still be a student here?
Harry Potter:
Nonsense. I am but 14. (he looks at least 30) As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione!
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Epic Movie - Frustration Over Snakes on the Plane
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
So have I!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
Right!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
Why do you keep saying that?!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Cause Internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
So have I!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
Right!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
Why do you keep saying that?!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Cause Internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Epic Movie - A Plea for Freedom in Captivity
Susan:
Let us out, freak!
Lucy:
Let us out, freak.
Willy:
No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan:
Yes, you can.
Lucy:
Yes, you can.
Willy:
You're mine now.
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