Felicia Day Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Felicia Day

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Bring It On Again

Character Reactions to Potential Partners

Tina Brenda?

Marni and Tina Psyco!

Tina Brad?

Marni Too gay. Patrick?

Greg Not gay enough

Tina And last Whittier.

Marni She's ok.

Greg Marni, she's future head cheerleader material.

Marni Memo Pink Ink. We already have our next head cheerleader."(points at self with sucker)" Hi.

Greg The only difference being she's cute.

Marni Yeah she's cute the way a smushed up bug on the bottom of your shoe is cute. Oh and excuse me, did you see her blonde hair? So fake.

Greg If it isn't the pot calling the kettle blonde.

Marni I was I was born with dark roots

Greg Mmmhmm

Tina Enough. You two bitches can catfight all you want but the final decision is mine. Until then- you're both dismissed.

Marni Welcome to the team (hands uniform to Monica) Welcome to the team-"(Hands uniform to Whittier)" Oh this is a size four is that gonna be to small?"(Whittier shakes her head)" Kidding, kidding Get out of here. Welcome to the team "(hands Janice towels)

Janice Wait this isn't a uniform these are towels.

Marni Oh well you're very perceptive aren't you?

Janice Aren't I on the team?

Marni Oh of course you're on the team. As a towel girl. It's an honor.

Janice How is it an honor?

Marni Say there is no towel girl. Say Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie and no one is there to towel off his sweaty hands. Tina slips. Tina falls and and lands on her spinal cord and spends the rest of her life doing water colors with her teeth. Do you want that to happen?

Janice I guess not

Marni (leads Janice into a cage and slams door shut)" I didn't think so.

Marni We have to crush them. We have to take them grind them into the ground and run over them with a Jeep Cherokee SUV

Tina Marni! Take a pill of the chill variety please

Tina What does that mean?

Whittier (TO MONICA)Thank you

Derek Look around, I'd say we exist.

Marni Who are you? "(Derek gives her a look)" UH-shush It's called a razor scruffy boy."(To Whittier and Monica)" You don't exist according to a little thing called Section Eight (holds up 7 fingers) of the National Collegiate Cheerleaders Manual. (Hands packet to Whittier) Yeah it says that one and only one- O N E- can compete from each university.

Francis You can't do this to us!

Marni So make like a Tom and Cruise.

Penelope This is modern day imperialisiom!

Monica You missed something sweetie. (Marni turns around) It does say that only one team can compete.

Marni See.

Monica But it doesn't say which team. That team could be us.

Marni Even if all that is true, it doesn't matter. Varsity has been going to Nationals FOREVER (enunciates forever)

Monica (walks over to Marni)Looks like we're at an impasse. So why don't you and I just figure this out together.

Marni (Sees Monica's Varsity jacket)Where did you get that? That does not belong to you.

Whittier Ladies! Fighting is not the answer! There is only one honest impartial person on this campus who can prove who goes.

Marni (mimicking Whittier) There is only one honest impartial person?

Whittier Then I would say hold off.

Francis Will do chief

Marni Well, well, well. If it isn't the blonde leading the bland. Last minute cram session kiddie kiddos?

Whittier Why don't you take care of your own squad. That's what a real leader would do.

Tina Is that what a real leader would do? A real leader wouldn't be practicing at midnight Whit. You can drill a loser all night and in the morning, ya still got a loser.

Marni Put makeup on a pig (Tina snaps) still a pig.

Marni and Tina Oink Oink oink oink oink

Monica Yeah you guys want to hear our cheer for tomorrow? We're ready, we're set we'll smack you like a little bitch!

Marni We're tough, we're lean, step to us and we'll get mean.

Monica Hey hoe you know,we'll put you on the flo', dust off your spankies, stand up and get some mo

Marni Don't cry, don't pout, don't have yourself a cow, you're gonna get whooped, your mommy can't help you now!

Monica Come on you can do better than that

Marni Yeah I can do better than that bitch

Tina Marni Marni chill.

Marni Ok(Tina pulls her away) No I won't chill come back here.

Francis Ladies fighting and spitting time is OVER.

Marni OW