Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa - Theft of Toilet Paper Revealed in Conversation
Alan Partridge:
Michael's just sent a text saying he hasn't bought toilet paper in 18 months.
Lynn Benfield:
How does he...
Alan Partridge:
He steals it from a pub.
Lynn Benfield:
Oh.
Alan Partridge:
That's a relief. Shared a bag of salty popcorn with him last week.
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Bridget Jones's Diary - Awkward Introductions Among Friends
Perpetua:
Anyone going to introduce me?
Bridget:
Ah, introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark's a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel-raced ex-wife. Perpetua's a fart-arse old bag who spends her time bossing me around... Maybe not.
Perpetua:
Anyone going to introduce me?
Bridget:
Ah, Perpetua. This is Mark Darcy. Mark's a top barrister. He comes from Grafton Underwood. Perpetua's one of my work colleagues.
Perpetua:
Oh, Mark, I know you by reputation of course.
Mark: [Natasha arrives]
Ah, Natasha. This is Bridget Jones. Bridget, this is Natasha. Natasha is a top attorney and specializes in family law. Bridget is in advertising and used to play naked in my paddling pool.
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