Felicity Montagu Biography
Felicity Jane Montagu (born 12 September 1960) is an English actress.
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Felicity Montagu Quotes
Theft of Toilet Paper Revealed in Conversation
Alan Partridge:
Michael's just sent a text saying he hasn't bought toilet paper in 18 months.
Lynn Benfield:
How does he...
Alan Partridge:
He steals it from a pub.
Lynn Benfield:
Oh.
Alan Partridge:
That's a relief. Shared a bag of salty popcorn with him last week.
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