National Lampoon's Senior Trip - A Conversation Between Lisa and Mark
Lisa Perkins:
So... here we are. Just the two of us. First night in Washington.
Mark D'Agostino:
Yup.
Lisa:
Listen, you were right about all those things you said to me.
Dags:
What things?
Lisa:
You know, about... waking up and realizing I've wasted my life studying.
Dags:
Studying sucks.
Lisa:
I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Dags:
You're not gonna study anymore?
Lisa:
No; I'm not gonna waste my life.
Dags:
Oh, cool.
Lisa:
I need to ask you for a favor.
Dags:
Sure. What?
Lisa:
Well, I've been thinking about this and... I've decided that I don't want to go to college a virgin.
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Unwanted Advances in a Senior Trip
Frank Hardin:
Hi, sugar. Frank Hardin, CEO of Bounty Burger Enterprises.
Lisa Perkins:
Would you take your hands off me?
Frank:
Now why don't you and me saunder up to my room for a little party?
Lisa:
Get away from me, you geriatric lush!
Frank:
I'm not gonna let you go til you take this key. I could pay if you like.
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