Memorable Quotes from Fisher Stevens
19 quotesMy Science Project - Vince Latello
Vince Latello
I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!
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The Coolness of Sunglasses at Night
Cop
Hey, kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello
Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.
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Desire for Comfort and Familiarity
Vince Latello
I just want to be home watching cartoons!
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Exploring Impossible Energy Sources in Science
Bob Roberts
This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan
How is that possible?
Bob Roberts
It's not possible! I mean not on this world, anyway.
Vince Latello
Whoa, what other world are we talking about?
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Divorce and Misguided Advice on Relationships
Vince Latello
My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya.
Michael Harlan
Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Vince Latello
My parents are divorced.
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Cultural Misunderstandings and Humor in Conversation
Vince Latello
Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa?
Sherman
I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello
Well, I don't care what country he's from!
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Uncertainty About Bob's Condition
Ellie Sawyer
Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan
I don't know.
Vince Latello
Great. There goes my D.
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Preference for TV over school project
Vince Latello
I could be home watching Magnum!
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Deciding on Consequences and Good Behavior
Ellie Sawyer
What are we going to do?
[while being chased by police]
Vince Latello
About one to five with good behavior.
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Missing Meteorite Piece Discussion
Koopa
Now, where's the rock?
Iggy and Spike
Rock, sir?
Koopa
The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike
That rock!
Iggy
I told you not to forget it!
Koopa
And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
Iggy and Spike
The plumbers took it.
[nervously]
Koopa
Plumbers? Plumber alert!
[whispers; to Lena]
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Ben Jabituya's Playful Challenge to Newton Crosby
Ben Jabituya
Eat my dust, Newton Crosby. Let us break wind!
[retreats]
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Consequences of Neglecting School Responsibilities
Bob Roberts
You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan
We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello
Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts
In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get D's!
Vince Latello
Hey I'll take it!
[eagerly]
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Humorous insult in a heated moment
Vince Latello
Sit on this, buttplug!
[''gives the finger to another driver'']
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Tension Builds Over Daisy's Location
Mario
If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
Luigi
Now, where's Daisy?
Spike
No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
Luigi
Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
Iggy
Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
Luigi
Not til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
Spike
Where is the rock?!
Mario
SHUT UP!!
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My Science Project - Dialogue 5
Sherman
This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince Latello
Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan
We need a book.
[at the school library counter]
Sherman
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello
A car book?
[mockingly]
Michael Harlan
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman
Like Vince.
Vince Latello
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
[grabs Sherman]
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Vince's Attempt at Winning Sawyer's Attention
Vince Latello
Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan
Oh yeah?
Vince Latello
Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan
What did she do?
Vince Latello
Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the dictionary!
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The Thrill of Danger in Intimacy
Vince Latello
Danger makes great sex.
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A Challenge Awaits in Confrontation
Sentry
Morituri te salutant.
Vince Latello
Yo, Sherman. What did he say?
Sherman
He's going to kick your ass.
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