Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Family Dynamics and Unexpected Enjoyment
Greg: [narrating]
Okay. The note was a minor setback, but at least things are still going well with Rodrick. It's amazing but I'm actually enjoying watching Loded Diper rehearse for the talent show. Bill's taken the band to a whole new level.
Bill: [speaks into the microphone; echoing]
Somebody farted.
Rodrick: [speaks into the microphone; echoing]
I got one. I got one. I got a good one. I got a good one. Somebody farted.
Greg: [laughs and turns at his father; narrating]
My dad should be happy that I'm hanging out with Rodrick. But I don't think he really likes Bill. I think what he's worried about is I'll turn out like Rodrick, Manny'll turn out like me, and eventually, we'll all turn out like Bill.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Couples Skate Announcement at the Rink
Greg: [notices that it is almost 8:00; to Rowley]
I'm going in. Cover me!
Bill: [over P.A.]
All rockers and hardcore skaters off the rink, unless you're lookin for love. It's time for Couples Skate!
Greg: [prepares to tap Holly on the shoulder]
I'm making my move.
Bill: [over P.A.; The music stops; Greg turns around; plays the intro to "Cut Throat" by Kittie]
STOP!!!! Enough of that total lameness! Who's ready to ROCK?! Yeah!
Rodrick: [makes the "Double Horns" sign with both hands]
Whoo!
Holly: [she and her friends exit the rink]
Come on, let's get outta here. Come on.
Rowley: [panicking]
What're we gonna do?!
Greg:
Stay calm. All we have to do is just stay here.
Greg:
Rowley! Hang on!
Rowley: [shrieking]
WHOOOOOOOA!!!
Susan: [over P.A.]
GREG HEFFLEY! This is your mother! Everything is going to be okay. Stay where you are, and your father is going to come rescue you. I repeat, everything is going to be okay. Okay, here he comes. Here comes Frank. I see him. He's on his way. Okay.
Greg:
Dad!
Frank:
I know, I know.
Susan: [over P.A.]
Okay. Alright. Everyone, go back to skating!
Frank:
You alright?
Greg:
Yeah.
Rodrick:
Hey, Romeo. How'd it go with the new girl?
Greg: [grunts angrily and lunges at Rodrick, screaming; lands onto Taylor's birthday cake; Rodrick laughs; lifts his head up off the smashed cake, his face covered in frosting]
WHOOOA!!!!
Taylor: [furiously; to Greg]
You ruined my birthday! You jerk!
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The Cabin in the Woods - The Influence of Hidden Manipulators
Marty Mikalski:
Puppeteers...
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The Cabin in the Woods - Unexpected Conversations Amidst Chaos
Marty Mikalski: [After Dana discovers Judah's dismembered body]
Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
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The Cabin in the Woods - Reality TV Dilemma and Parental Expectations
Marty Mikalski: [after discovering a hidden camera]
Oh my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out.
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The Cabin in the Woods - A Warning Against Reading Latin
Marty Mikalski: [While group is in the cellar]
Alright, I'm drawin a line in the fuckin sand. Do not read the Latin!
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The Cabin in the Woods - Fear of the Enlightened Stoner
Marty Mikalski:
Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.
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