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Frances Sternhagen Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Frances Sternhagen

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The Story of Aesop's Tales
Mrs. Murray ]... ]. A slave of wealthy Greek noblemen. He was horribly deformed. And all day long... this monstrous-looking man... would spin wondrous tales of heroic animals. Great tales, but they tended to show... the weaknesses of men. So, the storyteller was killed by a crazed mob... who were insulted... that his stories showed animals as brave and smart... and people as weak and stupid.
[[w:600s BC|In around 600 B.C.; [w:Aesop|there was a slave]
Jack Really? Wow.
Pilot Amazing.
Mrs. Murray Oh, wait. The punch line is: the storyteller's name was Aesop.
Jack Really? Wow.
Pilot Amazing.
Cassie As in ]?
[[w:Aesop's Fables|''Aesop's Fables'']
Jack Yes.
Pilot Really?
Jack Wow!
Pilot Amazing!
Jack I didn't know that. I didn't know that Aesop was a freak.
Patient's Silence Raises Concern in Hospital
Mrs. Cushing Dr. Spezio. I think one of your patients in here is dead, Dr. Spezio.
Dr. Spezio Why do you say that, Mrs. Cushing?
Mrs. Cushing Because he wouldn't give me his Blue Cross number, Dr. Spezio.
Communication Breakdown in Medical Documentation
Mrs. Cushing Dr. Spezio, may I see you for a moment, Doctor, if you don't mind? Doctor is this your handwriting, if you don't mind? Am I supposed to read this? Was that a sprain? Was that a broken wrist? I can't read that scribbling. I mean I have to bill these people. I know you doctors are the ministering angels and I'm the bitch from the accounting department, but I've a job to do too. I mean, if you don't mind, Doctor.