Room Service - Leaving Home and Its Consequences
Leo Davis:
Oh, but you see, I've left home for good. I've burned my bridges behind me.
Gordon Miller:
I see. But you could go back if you wanted to.
Leo Davis:
My mother seemed very happy when I left.
Gordon Miller:
Only a mother's mask. At this moment, she may be sitting at the fireside, wringing her hands.
Leo Davis:
Oh, we have no fireside.
Gordon Miller:
You have no fireside? How do you listen to the President's speeches?
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Room Service - A Comedic Exchange About Timing and Performance
Harry Binelli:
Hurry up, before they come back. And, groan, groan, stagger about and don't die too soon! You must take your time. And you mustn't die before 11 o'clock.
Leo Davis:
Don't you worry! I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!
Gordon Miller:
That's the spirit! Good luck, Davis. Drop dead!
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Room Service - Washing Up Amidst Group Dynamics
Leo Davis:
Well, if you fellows don't mind, I'm going to wash up.
Harry Binelli:
Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up.
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Room Service - Perspectives on Jail Experience
Leo Davis:
You've been in jail?
Harry Binelli:
Sure, it's'a not so bad. You behave and they make you a trustee.
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Man-Made Monster - Childhood Curiosity and Scientific Genius
June Lawrence:
He's a genius in his line.
Mark Adams:
Maybe, but I'll bet he spent his childhood stickin pins into butterflies.
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Psycho - The Cost of Unhappiness and Painless Death
Tom Cassidy: [waving around his $40,000]
You know what I do about unhappiness? I buy it off. Are, uh, are you unhappy? Now, that's, that's not buying happiness. That's just buying off unhappiness. I never carry more than I can afford to lose.
Hardware store customer:
So far of those I've used, I haven't had much luck with any of them. Well, let's see what they say about this one. They tell you what it's ingredients are, and how it's guaranteed to exterminate every insect in the world, but they do not tell you whether or not it's painless. And I say, insect or man, death should always be painless.
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