Memorable Quotes from Frank Kelly
3 quotesUnderstanding the Transformation into a Rat
Uncle Matt
What you've got to appreciate is that turnin into a rat causes severe contraction of the ecephalogical muscles, and blockage of the nuerolaptical tubes.
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The Disdain for a Drowned Rat
Uncle Matt
There's nothin worse than a drowned rat in the toilet, whether it's a close relation or not.
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Perspective on Life and Death
Uncle Matt
A rat is not particular where he dies, Conchita. The animal you have in mind is the elephant.
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