Memorable Quotes from Frank Oz
3 quotesA Test of Trust and Temptation
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
Test Monitor
Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
What do you think?
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Final Will and Testament of Harlan Thronby
Alan Stevens
I, Harlan Thronby, being of sound mind and body, yada-yada-yada. I hereby direct all my assets both liquid and otherwise, I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera. My entire ownership of Blood like Wine Publishing Company I leave to Marta Cabrera and the copyright of its catalog I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera.
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Confrontation Amidst Drug-Related Tensions
Officer Reynolds
Strip, you little shit, before I tear your ass!
[to Louis]
Corrupt Cop
That's PCP! Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis!
[Takes some PCP out of a baggie and tastes it]
Bunny
And she stepped on the ball.
Even Bigger Black Guy
It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
Harvey
Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a gorilla, you clown!
Beeks
Hey. Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
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