Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London - Friendship and Apologies in Conflict
Cody Banks: [after a drill]
Sorry about the head kick, Frank.
Frank:
No problem.
Diaz:
Sorry, sorry, you don't apologize to your enemies.
Cody Banks:
But Frank is my friend.
Diaz: [[trust]
Friends, enemies, they're all the same, ] equals death, now you go write that on your lunch box.
Cody Banks: [throws it to him]
Sir, you dropped you baseball.
Diaz:
Remember kid, trust no one, including me.
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London - Unexpected Encounters with Authority Figures
Inspector Crescent:
Do you know who I am?
Cody Banks:
No.
Inspector Crescent:
I'm your worst nightmare. A limey, with a badge.
Cody Banks:
A what with a badge?
Inspector Crescent:
Who are you, Question Boy?
Cody Banks:
Who's Question Boy?
Inspector Crescent:
Answer the question, Question Boy. Question one- where did you get this stolen credit card?
Cody Banks:
That's my Dad's! He gave it to me in case of emergencies.
Inspector Crescent:
A likely story. Your dad'. What's that code for, then?
Cody Banks:
My father?
Inspector Crescent:
Listen, this can go one of two ways, you little wolly-
Cody Banks:
Look, any second now that phone's gonna ring-
Inspector Crescent:
Oh! Right! You're psychic now, are you?
Cody Banks:
Yeah, that's it. I'm psychic. Any second now that phone's gonna ring, you're gonna pick it up, someone's gonna yell at you, you're gonna apologize and let me go.
Inspector Crescent:
Right. Well, I'm feeling a little bit psychic today! And I say that that phone's not gonna ring. And I say you-
Cody Banks:
I think that's for you.
Inspector Crescent: [Picks up the phone; someone starts yelling at him; Hangs up, then looks at Cody; Puts his hat back on]
Crescent, yes. I'm interrogating him now. It's going very well. He's about to crack! I can tell! Right away, of course. How did you do that? I... apologize.
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My Dog Skip - Reconnecting Amidst Busy Lives
Willie Morris:
Haven't seen you around much.
Dink:
Yeah, I've been pretty busy.
Willie Morris:
I'm playing some ball now, ya know.
Dink:
Oh yeah? That's good.
Willie Morris:
Yeah. Right. Well, see ya. Dink, It's opening day. That's what they call the first game of the season, and well, I was sort of wondering if... I was hoping that maybe... you might come.
Dink:
Yeah, sure kid. That'd be fine.
Willie Morris:
Really? Ok, great! Well, I better get on down there. See ya!
Dink:
Thanks for picking my number.
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My Dog Skip - Conflict Over a Beloved Dog
Willie Morris: [grabs Junior and shakes him angrily]
WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM? THAT'S MY DOG! SKIP!
Junior Smalls: [grasps Willie]
I told you to keep that damn mutt out of here.
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My Dog Skip - The Impact of Loss and Change
Dink:
You bawling like a big baby cause you lost that ball game?
Willie Morris:
What do you know about it? You didn't come you big liar. Leave me alone.
Dink:
That's how it is, isn't it? You're a hero today, and then you're a goat tomorrow. Now I didn't come because games don't mean nothing to me anymore.
Willie Morris:
It's not the game. It's Skip. He's gone for good.
Dink:
For good? Now how do you know that? You some kind of fortune teller?
Willie Morris:
I got mad at him and I hit him. And he ran away. Just like you ran away. Skip was never afraid of nothing.
Dink:
You think I don't know what folks are saying? That old Dink's a coward? Huh? Well I know. And you know what? They're right. I got scared. And I ran. You think it was cause I was afraid of dying? Because I wished I was dead plenty of times.
Willie Morris:
Then what was it?
Dink:
It ain't the dying that scary, boy. It's the killing. Now look, that dog ain't lost. You just need to know where to find him. There's gotta be at least one place around here that you hadn't thought of to look at, right?
Jack Morris:
Sometimes he gets mad and says things he doesn't mean. He gets it from his mother. When I got back from Spain, I got into accounting. I figured I could hide behind a desk. I looked down, and I didn't so much as look up for a whole year. When I finally did, people weren't staring at me anymore. I guess they kind of forgot about it.
Dink:
Well, Mr. Morris. You got a purple heart. I got a yellow stripe. You can trust me. They don't forget about cowards.
Jack Morris:
Well, folks like to keep things small, Dink. Fit you into one pocket or the other. Give a man a label, and you never really need to get to know him. My son, he looks up to you, Dink. Not because you can run or throw a ball. You're his hero because you're his friend. And that's what he needs. A friend.
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My Dog Skip - The Cost of Sacrifice and Recognition
Willie Morris:
Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there?
Jack Morris:
Yes, it hurts.
Willie Morris:
But they gave you a medal for it, didn't they?
Jack Morris:
I'd rather have the leg.
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Big Fat Liar - Value of Truth in Perspective
Jason Shepherd:
The truth, it's not overrated.
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Big Fat Liar - A Confirmation of the Meanest Man
Jason Shepherd:
I think we can confirm here we're dealing with THE MEANEST MAN ALIVE!
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Big Fat Liar - Accusation of Story Theft
Jason Shepherd:
So you admit you stole my story.
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Big Fat Liar - Claiming Ownership of Creativity
Jason Shepherd:
See it? I think I WROTE it.
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Big Fat Liar - Confronting Lies with Passionate Outburst
Jason Shepherd:
(screaming at the TV during an interview with Marty Wolf) Yeah, from my BACKPACK, YOU LOSER!!!
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Stay Alive - A Playful Invitation Amidst Frightening Moments
Swink:
Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch:
Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink:
(unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
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Stay Alive - Facing Fear with a Symbolic Gesture
Video Game Voice:
When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink:
We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October:
Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus:
That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
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Stay Alive - Conflict Over Language and Respect
Swink: [Phineus smacks Swink's arm]
Don't touch me, A-hole!
Phineus:
A-hole", Dude?
Swink:
Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus:
Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink:
I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theta pledges, Quite the naughty dilemma.
Phineus:
Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink:
Virgin?
Phineus:
Yes.
Swink:
Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
Swink:
Okay, I'll figure something out.
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Stay Alive - Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller: [Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
October:
Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller:
Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus:
Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller:
I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch:
Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller: [sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
Hutch: [through headset]
Miller, who you talkin to, man?
Miller: [chuckles]
Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
Swink:
Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus:
Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink:
I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October: [interrupting; politely]
That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
Hutch: [agreeing with October]
Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
Swink:
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin:
That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink: [[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
].
Phineus: [enters the code]
Boobs.
October: [she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
Hutch:
All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller:
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch:
Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus: [sighs; salutes]
To Loomis.
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink: [simultaneously]
To Loomis.
Miller:
To Loomis.
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Stay Alive - A Provocative Challenge Between Friends
Swink:
Bro!
Phin: [Swink groans]
Let's do it. Put your hands on it.
Swink:
That's disgusting.
Phin:
Touch it.
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Stay Alive - Taking Charge of the Situation
Swink:
(to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled.
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Stay Alive - Accusation of Cheating Before Death
Swink:
Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!
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Stay Alive - Excitement in Gaming Achievement
Swink:
(after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah.
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Agent Cody Banks - Impressions and Expectations in Relationships
Natalie Connors:
You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression, but the third time was really good.
Cody Banks:
You gotta see my fourth.
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Agent Cody Banks - Wealth and Identity in a Brief Encounter
Rich Kid:
Hey. You're the, uh, scholarship case from the other side of town, right?
Cody Banks:
Pleased to meet you; my name's Cody! Banks.
Rich Kid: [''The other two rich kids laugh'']
Banks! Hey, we got somethin in common, Cody! My dad owns banks.
Cody Banks: [''Turns to leave'']
Very funny! I gotta go.
Rich Kid: [''Grabs Cody's wrist, taking his watch'']
Not so fast. Check. It. Out!
Cody Banks:
Come on, give it back.
Rich Kid:
What are you gonna do about it?
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Agent Cody Banks - Understanding the Purpose of Money
Cody Banks:
What for?
CIA Director:
They buy things with it, I believe.
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Agent Cody Banks - A Tricycle Might Be Safer
Cody Banks:
Next time, just stick with a tricycle.
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Agent Cody Banks - Floorboard Straightness Observation
Cody Banks:
Damn, The floorboard isn't straight.
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