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Frankie Muniz Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Frankie Muniz

24 quotes
Agent Cody Banks
Impressions and Expectations in Relationships
Natalie Connors You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression, but the third time was really good.
Cody Banks You gotta see my fourth.
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Stay Alive
Taking Charge of the Situation
Swink (to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled.
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Agent Cody Banks
Understanding the Purpose of Money
Cody Banks What for?
CIA Director They buy things with it, I believe.
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Stay Alive
Conflict Over Language and Respect
Swink Don't touch me, A-hole!
[Phineus smacks Swink's arm]
Phineus A-hole", Dude?
Swink Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theta pledges, Quite the naughty dilemma.
Phineus Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink Virgin?
Phineus Yes.
Swink Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
Swink Okay, I'll figure something out.
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Stay Alive
A Provocative Challenge Between Friends
Swink Bro!
Phin Let's do it. Put your hands on it.
[Swink groans]
Swink That's disgusting.
Phin Touch it.
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My Dog Skip
The Impact of Loss and Change
Dink You bawling like a big baby cause you lost that ball game?
Willie Morris What do you know about it? You didn't come you big liar. Leave me alone.
Dink That's how it is, isn't it? You're a hero today, and then you're a goat tomorrow. Now I didn't come because games don't mean nothing to me anymore.
Willie Morris It's not the game. It's Skip. He's gone for good.
Dink For good? Now how do you know that? You some kind of fortune teller?
Willie Morris I got mad at him and I hit him. And he ran away. Just like you ran away. Skip was never afraid of nothing.
Dink You think I don't know what folks are saying? That old Dink's a coward? Huh? Well I know. And you know what? They're right. I got scared. And I ran. You think it was cause I was afraid of dying? Because I wished I was dead plenty of times.
Willie Morris Then what was it?
Dink It ain't the dying that scary, boy. It's the killing. Now look, that dog ain't lost. You just need to know where to find him. There's gotta be at least one place around here that you hadn't thought of to look at, right?
Jack Morris Sometimes he gets mad and says things he doesn't mean. He gets it from his mother. When I got back from Spain, I got into accounting. I figured I could hide behind a desk. I looked down, and I didn't so much as look up for a whole year. When I finally did, people weren't staring at me anymore. I guess they kind of forgot about it.
Dink Well, Mr. Morris. You got a purple heart. I got a yellow stripe. You can trust me. They don't forget about cowards.
Jack Morris Well, folks like to keep things small, Dink. Fit you into one pocket or the other. Give a man a label, and you never really need to get to know him. My son, he looks up to you, Dink. Not because you can run or throw a ball. You're his hero because you're his friend. And that's what he needs. A friend.
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Big Fat Liar
Claiming Ownership of Creativity
Jason Shepherd See it? I think I WROTE it.
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Stay Alive
Facing Fear with a Symbolic Gesture
Video Game Voice When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
Unexpected Encounters with Authority Figures
Inspector Crescent Do you know who I am?
Cody Banks No.
Inspector Crescent I'm your worst nightmare. A limey, with a badge.
Cody Banks A what with a badge?
Inspector Crescent Who are you, Question Boy?
Cody Banks Who's Question Boy?
Inspector Crescent Answer the question, Question Boy. Question one- where did you get this stolen credit card?
Cody Banks That's my Dad's! He gave it to me in case of emergencies.
Inspector Crescent A likely story. Your dad'. What's that code for, then?
Cody Banks My father?
Inspector Crescent Listen, this can go one of two ways, you little wolly-
Cody Banks Look, any second now that phone's gonna ring-
Inspector Crescent Oh! Right! You're psychic now, are you?
Cody Banks Yeah, that's it. I'm psychic. Any second now that phone's gonna ring, you're gonna pick it up, someone's gonna yell at you, you're gonna apologize and let me go.
Inspector Crescent Right. Well, I'm feeling a little bit psychic today! And I say that that phone's not gonna ring. And I say you-
Cody Banks I think that's for you.
Inspector Crescent Crescent, yes. I'm interrogating him now. It's going very well. He's about to crack! I can tell! Right away, of course. How did you do that? I... apologize.
[Picks up the phone; someone starts yelling at him; Hangs up, then looks at Cody; Puts his hat back on]
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My Dog Skip
Reconnecting Amidst Busy Lives
Willie Morris Haven't seen you around much.
Dink Yeah, I've been pretty busy.
Willie Morris I'm playing some ball now, ya know.
Dink Oh yeah? That's good.
Willie Morris Yeah. Right. Well, see ya. Dink, It's opening day. That's what they call the first game of the season, and well, I was sort of wondering if... I was hoping that maybe... you might come.
Dink Yeah, sure kid. That'd be fine.
Willie Morris Really? Ok, great! Well, I better get on down there. See ya!
Dink Thanks for picking my number.
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Stay Alive
A Playful Invitation Amidst Frightening Moments
Swink Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink (unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
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Stay Alive
Accusation of Cheating Before Death
Swink Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!
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Big Fat Liar
Confronting Lies with Passionate Outburst
Jason Shepherd (screaming at the TV during an interview with Marty Wolf) Yeah, from my BACKPACK, YOU LOSER!!!
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Agent Cody Banks
A Tricycle Might Be Safer
Cody Banks Next time, just stick with a tricycle.
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My Dog Skip
Conflict Over a Beloved Dog
Willie Morris WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM? THAT'S MY DOG! SKIP!
[grabs Junior and shakes him angrily]
Junior Smalls I told you to keep that damn mutt out of here.
[grasps Willie]
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
Friendship and Apologies in Conflict
Cody Banks Sorry about the head kick, Frank.
[after a drill]
Frank No problem.
Diaz Sorry, sorry, you don't apologize to your enemies.
Cody Banks But Frank is my friend.
Diaz Friends, enemies, they're all the same, ] equals death, now you go write that on your lunch box.
[[trust]
Cody Banks Sir, you dropped you baseball.
[throws it to him]
Diaz Remember kid, trust no one, including me.
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Big Fat Liar
Accusation of Story Theft
Jason Shepherd So you admit you stole my story.
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My Dog Skip
The Cost of Sacrifice and Recognition
Willie Morris Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there?
Jack Morris Yes, it hurts.
Willie Morris But they gave you a medal for it, didn't they?
Jack Morris I'd rather have the leg.
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Big Fat Liar
A Confirmation of the Meanest Man
Jason Shepherd I think we can confirm here we're dealing with THE MEANEST MAN ALIVE!
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Agent Cody Banks
Floorboard Straightness Observation
Cody Banks Damn, The floorboard isn't straight.
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Stay Alive
Excitement in Gaming Achievement
Swink (after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah.
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Agent Cody Banks
Wealth and Identity in a Brief Encounter
Rich Kid Hey. You're the, uh, scholarship case from the other side of town, right?
Cody Banks Pleased to meet you; my name's Cody! Banks.
Rich Kid Banks! Hey, we got somethin in common, Cody! My dad owns banks.
[''The other two rich kids laugh'']
Cody Banks Very funny! I gotta go.
[''Turns to leave'']
Rich Kid Not so fast. Check. It. Out!
[''Grabs Cody's wrist, taking his watch'']
Cody Banks Come on, give it back.
Rich Kid What are you gonna do about it?
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Big Fat Liar
Value of Truth in Perspective
Jason Shepherd The truth, it's not overrated.
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Stay Alive
Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
[Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
October Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
[sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Hutch Miller, who you talkin to, man?
[through headset]
Miller Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
[chuckles]
Swink Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
[interrupting; politely]
Hutch Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
[agreeing with October]
Swink But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink ].
[[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
Phineus Boobs.
[enters the code]
October Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
[she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Hutch All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus To Loomis.
[sighs; salutes]
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink To Loomis.
[simultaneously]
Miller To Loomis.
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