Just Friends - Miscommunication Leads to Awkward Date Moment
Clark:
How'd the big date go?
Chris:
It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body!
Clark:
So you gave her a body shake?
Chris:
Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?
Clark:
It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.
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Just Friends - Confidence in Competition
Chris:
I can't compete with this guy!
Clark:
You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.
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Just Friends - Weight Loss and Unusual Comparisons
Mr. Palamino:
How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?
Clark: [about Chris and Jamie]
Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?
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