Fred Ewanuick Quotes

Chris I can't compete with this guy!

Clark You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.

Clark How'd the big date go?

Chris It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body!

Clark So you gave her a body shake?

Chris Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?

Clark It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.

Mr. Palamino How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?

Clark Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?