Austin Powers in Goldmember - Switching Sides in Austin Powers' Adventure
Number Three:
Mini-Me has...switched sides.
Austin: [realizes; looks at Mini-Me; waves; Mini-Me shrugs; looks back at Number Three; covers his mouth]
Oh! Oh! Sorry about that, old chap. Welcome aboard. My mole-stake.
Number Three: [Austin shakes head; sighs]
What? Look, just get it out of your system.
Austin:
No, I'm fine.
Number Three:
I insist. We can work better if you just-
Austin: [losing it; calming down]
MOLE! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guaca-moley!
Number Three:
Better?
Austin: [takes plant branch and pokes Number Three's mole with it]
Yeah.
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Austin Powers in Goldmember - Infiltration of Dr. Evil's Organization Confirmed
Foxxy:
Basil, what's happenin', baby?
Basil:
A lot is happening, Foxxy. Dr. Evil has escaped! The good news is that one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization.
Austin:
Excellent, Basil. We've been trying for years to get a mole into Dr. Evil's lair; we now have that mole.
Basil:
: Yes! Ah, and here he is.
Austin: [zooms up on the mole's mole]
So you're the... mo-o-ole, mo-o-o-le...
Foxxy:
Mo-ost, most...most excellent agent we've ever seen.
Austin:
Yes, most...excellent...agent...we've...ever seen.
Foxxy:
Mm-hmmm.
Austin: [quietly to Foxxy]
Thank you.
Number Three: [awkward pause]
Thank you. Now, I wasn't able to get an exact location, but I did learn that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair outside of Tokyo, Japan. By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.
Austin: [laughs nervously]
Where? What? Where's that mole? I...didn't see one.
Number Three:
I also realize the irony that I am myself...a mole.
Austin: [nervously; he and Foxxy look at each other]
No one would make that connection.
Basil: [to Number Three]
Anyway, well done, old chap. Jolly good work.
Austin:
Yes, nice to mole you - meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say "mole".
Foxxy:
Stop it.
Austin:
I said "mole".
Foxxy:
Stop!
Number Three:
Bye.
Austin: [Basil and Number Three approach the elevator; Basil holds up his finger]
Mole. Mo-ole... Mole!
Basil: [irritated; leaves]
OH, SHUT UP!
Austin: [tries to hold it in, but cannot]
Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
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