The Boys in the Band - Unresolved Emotions and Unanswered Questions
Donald:
Did he ever tell you why he was crying on the phone? What it was he had to tell you?
Michael:
No. It must have been that he'd left Fran. Or maybe it was something else, and he changed his mind.
Donald:
Uh, maybe so. I wonder why he left her.
Michael:
As my father said to me when he died in my arms... "I don't understand any of it. I never did." Turn the lights off when you leave.
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The Boys in the Band - Contemplating Life's Grand Design
Michael:
Ah, life is such a grand design - spring, summer, fall, winter, death. Whoever could have thought it up?
Donald:
No one we know, that's for sure.
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The Boys in the Band - Dual Roles: A Humorous Exchange
Michael:
What is he - a psychiatrist or a hairdresser?
Donald:
Actually he's both. He shrinks my head and then combs me out.
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The Boys in the Band - The Evolution of Identity and Expression
Michael:
Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I didn't go around announcing I was a faggot.
Donald:
Well, that must have been before speech replaced sign language!
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The Boys in the Band - A Stunning Compliment with a Harsh Twist
Donald:
Well, am I stunning?
Michael:
You're absolutely stunning. You look like shit, but I'm absolutely stunned.
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The Boys in the Band - Boredom in Imitation
Michael: [[Judy Garland]
What's more boring than a queen doing a ] imitation?
Donald: [[Bette Davis]
A queen doing a ] imitation.
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The Boys in the Band - Recognizing a Lifetime of Self-Sabotage
Donald: [...]
It's just that, today, I finally realized that I was raised to be a failure. I was groomed for it. Today, I finally began to see how some of the other pieces of the puzzle relate to them. Like why I never finished anything I've started in my life. My neurotic compulsion to not succeed.
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