Frederick Combs Quotes

Donald Well, am I stunning?

Michael You're absolutely stunning. You look like shit, but I'm absolutely stunned.

Michael Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I didn't go around announcing I was a faggot.

Donald Well, that must have been before speech replaced sign language!

Michael Ah, life is such a grand design - spring, summer, fall, winter, death. Whoever could have thought it up?

Donald No one we know, that's for sure.

Michael What's more boring than a queen doing a ] imitation?

Donald A queen doing a ] imitation.

Michael What is he - a psychiatrist or a hairdresser?

Donald Actually he's both. He shrinks my head and then combs me out.

Donald It's just that, today, I finally realized that I was raised to be a failure. I was groomed for it. Today, I finally began to see how some of the other pieces of the puzzle relate to them. Like why I never finished anything I've started in my life. My neurotic compulsion to not succeed.

Donald Did he ever tell you why he was crying on the phone? What it was he had to tell you?

Michael No. It must have been that he'd left Fran. Or maybe it was something else, and he changed his mind.

Donald Uh, maybe so. I wonder why he left her.

Michael As my father said to me when he died in my arms... "I don't understand any of it. I never did." Turn the lights off when you leave.