Volcano - Emergency Preparedness in a Crisis Situation
Mike:
I can't leave you here after an earthquake.
Kelly Roark:
Why not? I'm 13 years old. I know what to do.
Mike:
OK. What do you do?
Kelly:
Get in the door frame, stick your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.
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