Ernest Goes to Camp - The Truth About Hunger and Cooking
Jake:
Now Ernest, would someone dressed up like this lie to you about food?
Ernest:
Fond as I am in Tibetian cooking, a hungry lion always hunts best. KnowhatImean?
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Ernest Goes to Jail - Chuck's Playful Take on Ernest's Love Life
Chuck:
This guy is in love! L-U-V! Ernest is in love. Ernest and Charlotte sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage!
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Ernest Goes to Jail - Unintentional Consequences of Mace Can Incident
Chuck:
We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded.
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Ernest Goes to Jail - Urgency in the Workplace
Chuck:
Ernest, we're late for work!
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