Memorable Quotes from Garnett Smith
1 quoteTony Montana's Journey to America
Immigration Officer #1
Okay. So, what do you call yourself? Uh? ¿Cómo se llama? (What's your name?)
Tony Montana
Antonio Montana. And you, what'd you call yourself?
Immigration Officer #1
Where'd you learn to speak ], Tony?
[[w:English language|English]
Tony Montana
Uh, in a ]. And my ], he was from the ]. Just like you, you know? He was a Yankee. Uh, he used to take me a lot to the movies. I learned. I watch the guys like, uh, ], ]... They teach me to talk. I like those guys. I always know one day I'm coming here, the United States.
[[w:school|school; [w:father|father; [United States; [w:Humphrey Bogart|Humphrey Bogart; [w:James Cagney|James Cagney]
Tony Montana
]. He died. Sometime. Somewhere.
[[w:Death|He's dead]
Immigration Officer #1
]?
[[w:Mother|Mother]
Tony Montana
She's dead, too.
Immigration Officer #1
Any family in the States? ], ], anyone?
[[w:Cousin|Cousins; [w:Sibling-in-law|brother-in-law]
Tony Montana
Nobody. Everybody's dead.
Immigration Officer #1
D'you ever been to ], Tony?
[[w:Prison|jail]
Tony Montana
Me? Jail? No way, no.
Immigration Officer #1
Been in a ]?
[[w:Psychiatric hospital|mental hospital]
Tony Montana
Yeah. On the ] coming over.
[[w:Watercraft|boat]
Immigration Officer #1
What about ], Tony? D'you like men? D'you like to dress up like a woman?
[[w:homosexuality|homosexuality]
Tony Montana
What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man? He kidding me or what?
[beat]
Immigration Officer #2
Just answer the questions, Tony.
Tony Montana
Okay. No. ], no!
[[w:Fuck|Fuck]
Immigration Officer #1
] for ]? ]?
[[w:Arrest|Arrested; [w:vagrancy|vagrancy; [w:marijuana|Marijuana]
Tony Montana
Never, man.
Immigration Officer #1
]? ]?
[[w:Heroin|Heroin; ''Tony shakes head''; [w:Cocaine|Cocaine]
Tony Montana
No.
Immigration Officer #2
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? ]?
[''Tilts Tony's face with a finger''; [w:Cunnilingus|Eating pussy]
Tony Montana
How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? This was when I was a kid, you know? You should see the other kid. You can't recognize him.
Immigration Officer #2
And this?
[''Grabs Tony's hand'']
Tony Montana
What? That's nothing. That's for ].
[[w:Significant other|my sweetheart]
Immigration Officer #2
Sweetheart, my ass! We've been seeing more and more of these. Some kind of code these guys used in the can. Pitchfork means an {{w|assassin}} or something. D'you want to tell us about it, or d'you want to take a trip to the detention center?
Tony Montana
Okay, you got me. I was in the can one time. For buying dollars. Big deal.
Immigration Officer #2
That's pretty funny, Tony.
Tony Montana
That's true. It was a ].
[[w:Canadian diaspora|Canadian tourist]
Immigration Officer #2
Did you mug him first? Get him out of here! Come on!
Tony Montana
So I fuck up! Let me talk to this guy. Please! Let me talk to him a minute. You a ]? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a ]? Like all those other people?
[[w:Communism|communist; [w:Herd behavior#Sheeple|sheep; ''Mimics sheep'']
Immigration Officer #2
I don't have to listen to this bullshit!
Tony
D'you wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! D'you want a chivato (sneaky informer) on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? D'you know I eat octopus three times a day? I've got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I've got ] my feet's comin through. How'd you like that? What, d'you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin criminal, man. I'm no puto (whore) or thief. I'm Tony Montana, ]. And I want ]! Just like the President ] says. Okay?
[[w:Cuba–Soviet Union relations|the fuckin' Russian shoes; [w:Human rights in Cuba|a political prisoner from Cuba; [w:Human rights|my fuckin' human rights, now; ''Slams desk''; [Jimmy Carter]
Immigration Officer #1
Carter should see this human right. He's really good. What do you say, Harry?
Immigration Officer #2
I don't believe a word of this shit! They all sound the same to me. That son of a bitch ] is ]. Send this bastard to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him outta here.
[[Fidel Castro|Castro; [w:Mariel boatlift|shittin' all over us]
Tony
D'you know somethin'? D'you can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not done. Nothing!
[''Tony gets manhandled out of the room'']
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