The Sure Thing - The Risks of Hitchhiking
Gib: [suddenly appearing from hiding in the back of the pick-up and hopping into the passenger seat]
Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. I'm not interrupting anything am I?
Pick-Up Driver: [holding Alison]
Me and the wife just having a little squabble, OK.
Gib:
Oh. It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it just for pleasure. I'm talking about a total maniac! You know what I mean? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Pick-Up Driver: [unsettled]
Yeah...
Gib: [looks around nervously]
Why aren't we moving? Don't you want to give me a ride?
Pick-Up Driver:
I'm only goin about another mile.
Gib: [flipping out; leans over inches away from his face; sits back; gets out, then comes back]
Then what the hell did you pick me up for? You think I got nothing better to do with my life then to sit here and pass the time with you, SHIT BRAAAIN! I don't think I want this ride after all. And I think I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind.
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