Gary Busey Quotes

Big Wednesday

A Suggestion to Return to Burbank

Leroy "The Masochist" Smith Why don't you get back to Burbank!

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Predator 2

A Dangerous Encounter with Otherworldly Creatures

Peter Keyes Goddamn, Harrigan! Don't you show up in the damnedest places? Come here, Lieutenant. I got something you might find interesting

Lieutenant Mike Harrigan What is this?

Keyes How many times do I have to tell you? You don't know what you're dealing with! There's your killer. Wonderful, isn't it? Pheromone signature left by his body. These are scent molecules. Punch up three. Ten years ago, one of his kind stalked and eliminated an elite ]. There were two survivors. They indicated that when trapped, the creature activated a self-destruct device that destroyed enough rain forest to cover 300 city blocks. Remarkable weaponry. That's right, Lieutenant. Other-world life-forms.

[points to ghostly image on pheromone sensor display; to tech; [Predator (film)|Special Forces crew in central America]

Harrigan Huh?

Keyes A fucking alien. Iwo Jima, Cambodia, Beirut. Drawn by heat and conflict. He's on safari. Lions. The tigers. The bears. Oh, my!

Harrigan Trophies. That's the game, isn't it, Keyes?

Keyes You're the lion. This is his jungle.

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Predator 2

Confrontation Over Personal Stakes

Lieutenant Mike Harrigan Listen, shithead. I don't give a fuck who you really are or what you want with this asshole... because now it's personal, and he's a dead man.

[grabbing Keyes and violently pinning him against the wall]

Peter Keyes The concept of what you're dealing with is way over your head. I'm warning you...

Harrigan You! You don't know what you're dealing with... and I'm warning you: stay the fuck out of my way!

[shoves Keyes back against the wall]

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Silver Bullet

A Discussion on Silver Bullets and Werewolves

Uncle Red I mean, uh, what the heck you gonna shoot a .44 bullet at anyway... made out of silver?

Marty Coslaw How about a werewolf?

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Lethal Weapon

Expertise in Inflicting Pain Acknowledged

Mr. Joshua Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know.

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Lethal Weapon

Testing the Audi's Performance

Mr. Joshua Mind if I test-drive your Audi?

[''stealing a man's car'']

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Big Wednesday

Adventure Awaits: Surfing and Danger in Mexico

Leroy "The Masochist" Smith Mexico! Surfboards! Guns!

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Predator 2

Preparing a Trap for the Predator

Peter Keyes It's taken us over two weeks to learn his patterns. He comes here every two days to feed. Seems he has a taste for beef.

Lieutenant Mike Harrigan I didn't think he was a vegetarian.

Peter Keyes Well, we've prepared a little trap for this predator.

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Under Siege

Insulting a foe's combat skills

Commander Krill Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a faggot.

[after Ryback punches him in the face]

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Silver Bullet

Aging Perspective on Youthful Adventures

Uncle Red I'm a little too old to be playing "Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf"!

[after Jane and Marty tell him about the werewolf]

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Silver Bullet

Tension Between Uncle and Nephew

Uncle Red You wanna know what I think?

Marty Coslaw No, we just called you out here to admire your pretty little face.

Uncle Red You better watch your mouth, right now. You're on thin ice with me, son.

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The Buddy Holly Story

A Lighthearted Exchange Between Buddy and Maria Elena

Buddy Holly Boo!

Maria Elena Holly Oh, you scared me half to death!

Buddy Holly Where're ya goin?

Maria Elena Holly I'm working

Buddy Holly Have you been getting anything special in the mail lately?

Maria Elena Holly Yes, and I don't mean to be rude, Buddy, but I just don't want to encourage you.

Buddy Holly Why not?

Maria Elena Holly There's no point going into it, just take my word. I think you're very sweet and thank you for the roses but now you're about to ask me out and I...

Buddy Holly Wait, just wait a minute, just wait a minute, let me explain one thing to you. I have never, ever chased after a girl before in my life and it feels funny to me. Now if you're not gonna go out with me I wanna know why. You do like me don't you?

Maria Elena Holly Yeah, I'm fond of you.

Buddy Holly Well then, what's the hold up?

Maria Elena Holly My aunt.

Buddy Holly Your aunt? Mrs Santiago in the publishing department? She doesn't even know me!

Maria Elena Holly It doesn't matter. You are a musician. And under no circumstances am I allowed to go out with a musician. I'm sorry.

Buddy Holly Well let me go talk to her.

Maria Elena Holly It won't do any good. That's not her only objection and you know it.

Buddy Holly Well, what is the other objection?

Maria Elena Holly I'm Puerto Rican. And you're, you're not.

Buddy Holly So I'll change my name to Chihuahua

Maria Elena Holly My aunt is very conscious of these things.

Buddy Holly Are you kidding me with this stuff about your aunt? You're not kidding? Maria I just went through this, with people who said a white act couldn't play with a coloured tour, we got along fine, we're still get along. I don't even know where Puerto Rico is. I've gotta go back there, we'll finish this later, ok?

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The Buddy Holly Story

Excitement of a Heartbeat Skipping

Buddy Holly Whoo! Gave my heartbeat a little skip, y'all.

[after playing a song for a crowd]

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Under Siege

Commander Krill's Unexpected Date Proposal

Commander Krill (dressed as a woman) I'm your date tonight, Captain.

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The Buddy Holly Story

Anticipation of Change in Life

Buddy Holly Well, that'll be the day!

[singing]

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Lethal Weapon

Frustration During the Holiday Season

Mr. Joshua Goddamn Christmas!

[Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV]

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Lethal Weapon

Confrontation Over Shipment Details

Mr. Joshua Hit him again.

[''Endo does'']

Mr. Joshua Hit him again.

[''Endo hits him again for longer'']

Mr. Joshua Come on! Tell me about the shipment!

Martin Riggs I swear I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you!

[''yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, lunges at Joshua'']

Mr. Joshua Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?

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Lethal Weapon

Challenging for the Title

Martin Riggs How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?

Mr. Joshua Don't mind if I do.

Martin Riggs I want your title.

[''real tough'']

Mr. Joshua Okay.

[''smirks'']

The Buddy Holly Story

Preparing for a Live Performance

Buddy Holly Hey, Riley, we're all plugged in and checked up... yeah, we're ready. Riley wants to hear you at the mike - that's the one right there; say somethin into that mike.

[turns to Ray Bob]

Ray Bob Simmons One, two, three, testing... one...

Buddy Holly How's that sound?

[turns to Riley]

Riley Randolph All right, that's a good level, Buddy, hold it right there... Yeah, you better get ready, it's about thirty seconds till eight.

Big Wednesday

Defining Terms in Surf Culture

Leroy "The Masochist" Smith He ain't no hodad Squidlips!

Under Siege

Enhancing the Experience with a Touch of Flair

Commander Krill Add a little flavor.

[spitting at Ryback's soup]

Silver Bullet

Family Dynamics and Teenage Rebellion

Uncle Red Where's your Mom?

Marty Coslaw She and Dad are out back lighting the barbecue, yeah, and Jane's walking around in all these new clothes showing off her tits, acting like no one ever had tits before her.

Silver Bullet

A Disagreement on Common Sense and Expectations

Uncle Red Holy jumped-up baldheaded Jesus palomino!

Jane Coslaw Uncle Red...

Uncle Red From him I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs. But from you, Jane - you're Miss Polly Practical!

Jane Coslaw You don't understand.

Uncle Red I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!

The Buddy Holly Story

Welcome to the Buddy Holly Hayride

Buddy Holly I'd like to welcome you all to the Buddy Holly Hayride tonight. We'd like to kick things off with a little tune by Les Paul and Mary Ford.

[at the roller rink]

Under Siege

Commander Krill's Warning About Ryback

Commander Krill Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you.

The Buddy Holly Story

Deciding on the Next Song to Play

Jesse What do you want to do, Buddy?

Buddy Holly Do you like that? Wait til you hear this one. Let's do Ollie Vee.

Ray Bob Simmons I don't think we'd better, Buddy.

Jesse It's for the boppers...

Buddy Holly Hey, Ollie Vee.

Ray Bob Simmons Buddy, I don't think we'd better!

Buddy Holly A. We'd like to do this one for the boppers. For those of you who BOP!

[turns to the crowd]

Memorable Quotes from Gary Busey