Memorable Quotes from Gary Grimes
11 quotesCoffee Preferences in a Summer Conversation
Dorothy
Oh, you drink coffee, don't you?
Hermie
I consume a couple of cups a day.
[trying to sound like an adult]
Dorothy
Well, I have milk.
Hermie
Oh, no. I take it black.
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Playful Banter About Attraction
Oscy
Hey, catch the boobs on Miriam.
Hermie
You catch em.
Oscy
If she throws them, I'll catch em. I'll be ready. If those boobs come to me, I'll be there to catch em.
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Disagreement Over a Book Among Friends
Oscy
Go away, Benjie.
Benjie
It's my book.
Hermie
Let him look.
Oscy
There! They're doin it!
Benjie
I don't believe it.
Oscy
Well, you better believe it! Cause one day your turn's gonna come and you better know what to do.
Benjie
I don't believe it. My mother and father never did that! Never!
Oscy
Why not?
Benjie
Because it's stupid!
Hermie
No, I hate to break the news to you, Benjie, but that's the way it's done.
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Eager Anticipation Before the Lights Go Out
Oscy
I'm all excited! I'm going to squeeze the crap out of Miriam, as soon as the lights go out!
Hermie
You're really something! You can't even wait until after the cartoon is over.
Oscy
I can't wait! I can't wait!
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A Conversation About Protection and Possessions
Oscy
You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven't you ever heard of a rubber?
Hermie
Yeah, of course, I have.
Oscy
Alright! So, that's what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I've been carrying it around with me ever since. It's my lucky charm.
Hermie
Well, how much do you want for it?
Oscy
Hey, it's from my brother! It's a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.
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A Sweet Exchange Between Friends
Oscy
Aw, come on, an older woman like that, what's a little feel to her. Come on, did she let you have a feel to her?
Hermie
She gave me some donuts.
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Navigating Young Love and Inexperience
Hermie
I'm not interested in Aggie!
Oscy
You're not ready for the older lady. I have to sharpen you up on someone else. Aggie's all I got.
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A Conversation About Being Crazy
Hermie
You know Oscy, you're really crazy!
Oscy
Ya! Crazy! Mad! Wow!
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A Moment of Adolescent Discovery
Oscy
How'd you make out?
Hermie
Pretty good.
Oscy
What'd you do?
Hermie
I held her breasts.
Oscy
You didn't!
Hermie
For almost 11 minutes.
Oscy
Fantastic!
Hermie
Eleven full minutes!
Oscy
You timed it!
Hermie
Yeah. The longest I ever got was 8 minutes with Lila Harrison.
Oscy
So, you broke your record!
Hermie
By 3 minutes!
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Maturity and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Oscy
Boy, I'm tellin you, I'd like to give her a feel.
Hermie
I thought you were mature, Oscy.
Oscy
Its very mature to feel girls. My brother does it all the time.
Hermie
Then, how come he's a dentist?
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Understanding Love Through Experience and Books
Hermie
Benjie, if you just look at the pictures it does look dumb. But, if two people are in love, it's supposed to be very pleasant.
Benjie
Oh, how do you know? You've never done it!
Hermie
It's right here in the book! In black and white and color. That's why people kiss first. It gives them a chance to get to know each other. Then, once they get to know each other, they fall in love. And once they're in love, they make love.
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