Beetlejuice - Tensions Rise Over Beetlejuice's Chaos
Barbara: [about the whorehouse (Dante's Inferno) in the model]
Adam, why did you build that?
Adam:
I didn't.
Juno: [to the football players; to the Maitlands]
Will you guys shut up and leave me alone? I've got all this paperwork to do. You two, come in. Sit down. Get in here, both of ya! The whorehouse was my idea. I want Beetlejuice out of the picture! You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook!
Adam:
When?
Juno: [rolls her eyes]
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
Dumb Football Player:
Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno:
I'm not your coach! He survived.
Very Dumb Football Player:
Wait, Coach. Let me get somethin’ straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno: [to Adam and Barbara]
Will you get outta here?! Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are ya kidding? Can't you read signs? I’ll be right back.
Dumb Football Player:
Coach?
Juno:
What?
Dumb Football Player:
I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno:
How did ya guess?
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