Memorable Quotes from Gary Jochimsen
1 quoteTensions Rise Over Beetlejuice's Chaos
Barbara
Adam, why did you build that?
[about the whorehouse (Dante's Inferno) in the model]
Adam
I didn't.
Juno
Will you guys shut up and leave me alone? I've got all this paperwork to do. You two, come in. Sit down. Get in here, both of ya! The whorehouse was my idea. I want Beetlejuice out of the picture! You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook!
[to the football players; to the Maitlands]
Adam
When?
Juno
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
[rolls her eyes]
Dumb Football Player
Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno
I'm not your coach! He survived.
Very Dumb Football Player
Wait, Coach. Let me get somethin’ straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno
Will you get outta here?! Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are ya kidding? Can't you read signs? I’ll be right back.
[to Adam and Barbara]
Dumb Football Player
Coach?
Juno
What?
Dumb Football Player
I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno
How did ya guess?
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