Memorable Quotes from Gaten Matarazzo
5 quotesLanguage Double Standards in Pizza Movie
Jack
We can say "cunt", but we can't say "cremble sauce"?
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Deserving a Second Chance Amidst Humiliation
Jack
If you don't think I deserve the basic human decency of a second chance then fine, go ahead. Tape me to the top of that clock tower and pelt me with water balloons full of piss. But if not— Goddammit.
[cut to Jack taped to the top of the clock tower being pelted with water balloons full of piss]
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Exploring Connection Among Resident Assistants
Sidney
And I guess I'm just looking for ways to connect with the other RAs. Um, like, you know, what do you guys do in your free time?
Montgomery
Oh, not much. Sometimes I Google "is my penis foreskin too long?
Sidney
Hm. Yeah, well... I guess I meant more like communal activities. Like, do you guys go to the gym together or exercise or—
Montgomery
I only go to the gym to sneak peeks at other guys foreskin to see if mine is way longer than normal!
Jack
What the fuck?
[whispered]
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Creative Expressions of Frustration
Jack
Goddammit. Fine. Okay. I'll just say, like, "dang it". "Darn it"? Alright! I'll make up my own. Cremble sauce.
['''Montgomery:''' I think our heads explode if we say curse words?; head explodes; head explodes; head explodes; head explodes]
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Urgent Need for Pizza
Jack
We gotta get that fucking pizza.
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