Earth vs. the Spider - Preparing for Pest Control Action
Sheriff Cagle:
Bring your bug juice and let's go!
Pest Control Man:
What are we using it on?
Sheriff Cagle:
Does it make a difference?
Pest Control Man: [[w:DDT|DDT]
Well, I gotta mix the ] according to what you want killed.
Sheriff Cagle:
What do I tell him Professor... . uh, spiders?
Pest Control Man:
A 2 to 4 percent solution is the usual dose.
Mr. Kingman:
Make it 50!
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Earth vs. the Spider - Coroner's Report: Cause of Death Uncertain
Sheriff Cagle: [to a deputy after finding a desiccated body in a cave]
Uh, you get back to town and make up a coroner's report. Just put down Jack Flynn as the name and the cause of death... uh...
Mr. Kingman:
It was a spider drained all the liquid out of his body.
Sheriff Cagle: [Officiously]
Just put down "cause unknown" and let the coroner worry about the rest. That's the trouble with you eggheads - you jump to conclusions! I know what I see and I see a dead man, but, uh, I don't see any spider.
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