Oh, God! Book II - Seeking Assistance in Challenging Times
God: [[God|I]
] need all the help I can get.
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Oh, God! Book II - A Reflection on Divine Communication
God: [[Honest; [God|me]
] to ], I didn't.
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Oh, God! Book II - God's Solitude and Presence
God: [[sneeze; [bless]
When I ], there's no one around to ] me.
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Oh, God! Book II - The Nature of Existence and Identity
God: [[perfect]
Nobody's ].
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Oh, God! Book II - Reflecting on Creation's Complexity
God: [[Mathematics; [mistake]
]. That was a ]. I should have made the whole thing a little easier.
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Oh, God! Book II - The Significance of Bananas in Life
God: [[hate; [bananas|beautiful fruit; [crazy]
Bananas." I ] that expression. I make a ], and people use it for "].
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Oh, God! Book II - The Importance of Setting Deadlines
God: [[God|I; [say; [nothing]
] ], if you don't set deadlines, ] happens.
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Oh, God! Book II - Embracing Individuality and Originality
God: [[#Tracy Richards|Tracy; [bragging; [God|I; [one]
But, ], I don't want you to think I'm ], but, let's face it: ]'m an original, the ] and only. I made my own mould and threw it away.
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Oh, God! Book II - Divine Perspective on Human Challenges
God: [[prophets|some of my best people]
They gave ] a pretty hard time.
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Oh, God! Book II - Divine Guidance on Commitment
God: [[God|I; [spelling]
] don't take off for ].
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Oh, God! Book II - Questioning Existence and Purpose
God: [[People; [remember; [miracle; [forget; [God|I]
] ] the ] and ] why ] did it.
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Oh, God! Book II - Divine Presence in Everyday Life
God: [[God|I; [cloud nine]
]'m not always on ].
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Oh, God! Book II - Divine Frustration with Humanity's Chaos
God: [''looking at [[Earth; [God|I; [planets; [problem; [people; [look; ''[[lightning; [thinking]
What a mess. Every time ] look down there, it gets worse. Maybe I oughta stop looking down. Millions of ], and that one's always been a ]. Why that one? I know why: ]. I had to put people on it. Maybe I oughta go down there and ] around. I gotta do something. Let's see, um…] strikes] Please, not now, I'm ]!
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Oh, God! - Divine Truth in Courtroom Dialogue
Court Clerk: [[swear; [truth]
You ] to tell the ], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
God: [[God|Me]
So help Me, ].
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Oh, God! - Divine Conversation Between God and Jerry Landers
God: [[question]
Last ].
Jerry Landers: [[Thank; [God]
] ]!
God: [[welcome]
You're ].
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Oh, God! - Responsibility for Suffering Lies with Humanity
Jerry Landers: [[world]
How can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the ]?
God:
Ah, how can I permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers:
Yeah!
God: [[Free will|Free ''will''; [choices]
I don't permit the suffering, you do. ]. All the ] are yours.
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Oh, God! - Questioning Beliefs and Divine Existence
Jerry Landers: [[believe; [creationism|six days to create the world]
I don't ] the Red Sea, and I don't believe ].
God:
You're right.
Jerry Landers:
I am?
God: [[honest; [truth; [thought; [days; [job; [one]
Tell you the ] ], I ] about it for five ] and did the whole ] in ].
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Oh, God! - Divine Responsibility and Human Choice
Jerry Landers: [[control; [lives]
You don't ] our ]?!
God: [[gave; [world; [people|you]
I ] you a ] and everything in it. It's all up to ].
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Oh, God! - The Nature of Human Shame and Understanding
God: [[look]
Come take a ].
Jerry Landers: [[naked]
I can't. I'm ].
God: [[#God|I; [know; [shame; [thought; [needed]
You think ] don't ] what you got? That was another little goof of Mine: ]. I don't know why I ] we ] shame.
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Oh, God! - Divine Encouragement in Challenging Situations
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; [Moses; [The Bible#The Ten Commandments|ten]
You can do it, it's only one message. ] had to handle ].
Jerry Landers:
B-but You gave him tablets.
God: [[memory]
He had a bad ].
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Oh, God! - A Conversation About Divine Communication
Jerry Landers: [[want; [spoken; [#God|God]
You ] me to tell people I've ] with ]?
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio'']
Yes.
Jerry Landers:
They'll put me away.
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Oh, God! - Miscommunication Between God and Jerry
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; ''Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs''; [want; [talk]
Jerry. Do you ] Me to ] louder?
Jerry Landers:
Oh, God!
God: [[believe]
I thought you didn't ] in Me.
Jerry Landers:
Uh…that's just an expression.
God: [[word]
I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the ].
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Oh, God! - Shared Belonging Beyond Labels
Jerry Landers: [[church]
I don't belong to any ]!
God: [''speaking through an intercom'']
Neither do I.
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Oh, God! - Divine Perspective on Mistakes and Creation
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [Tobacco; [mistakes]
] was one of My big ].
Jerry Landers:
Mistakes?
God: [[try; [Ostriches; [Silly; [appearing|looking; [say]
You ]. ] were a mistake. ]-] things. Avocados, made the pit too big. Like I ], you try.
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Oh, God! - Divine Authority and Human Inquiry
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [see]
Well, you're not allowed to ] Me.
Jerry Landers:
Why not.
God:
Because.
Jerry Landers: [[answer]
Thats no ].
God: [[lawsuit|Sue]
] Me.
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Oh, God! - Frequency of Conversations with the Divine
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [talk]
How often do you ] with God?
Jerry Landers: [[never]
Practically ].
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Oh, God! - Questioning the Identity of the Divine
Jerry Landers:
Who are You?
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [read]
You ] the note.
Jerry Landers:
Who's that, Artie?
God: [[God]
].
Jerry Landers:
Come on, Artie.
God:
No, it's Me, God.
Jerry Landers:
God.
God:
Right, God. God Almighty. Big G.
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Oh, God! - Faith and Change in Difficult Times
God:
I know how hard it is in these times to have faith. But maybe if you could have the faith to start with, maybe the times would change. You could change them. Think about it. Try. And try not to hurt each other. There's been enough of that. It really gets in the way. I'm a God of very few words and Jerry's already given you Mine. However hopeless, helpless, mixed up and scary it all gets, it can work.
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Oh, God! - Divine Perspective on Human Understanding
God: [[faith]
*See also: ].
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Oh, God! - Belief in Each Other's Existence
God: [[difficult|hard; [believe; [help; [know]
If you find it ] to ] in Me, maybe it would ] you to ] that I believe in you.
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Oh, God! - Divine Perspective on Human Nature
God: [[meaning of life]
*See also: ].
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Oh, God! - Perception and Understanding of Human Nature
God: [[Write|Put; [man; [women; [existence; [means; [exactly; [precisely; [think; [God|I]
] down that ]—and ] persons—their ] ] ] and ], not more, not one tiny bit less, just what they ] it means, and what ] think doesn't count at all.
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Oh, God! - Divine Connection to Humanity Explained
God: [[Jesus; [son; [Buddha; [Muhammad; [Moses; [man; [said]
] was My ]. ] was My son. ], ], you, the ] who ] there was no room at the inn was My son.
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Oh, God! - Reflections on Age and Life's Surprises
God: [[Adam; [Eve; [humans|people; [live; [Trees; [chance; [realise; [kids; [babies; [Young; [grace; [Write|Put]
I'll tell ya something never came out: I made ] seventeen. ] was fifteen—sixteen, tops. I figured then sixteen, seventeen was middle aged, you know. Who knew ] would ] so long? ] I figured had the best ]. Now I ] they were ]—]. ] people can't fall from my ]; they're my best things. ] that down.
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Oh, God! - The Nature of Divine Influence
God: [[know; [present|is; [past|was; [future|''isn't'' yet; [clue]
I only ] what ]. Also, I'm very big on what ]. On what ], I haven't got a ].
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Oh, God! - God's Perspective on Miracles and Flashiness
God: [[miracles; [natural; [balance; [miracle; [1969 Mets]
I don't do ]. They're too flashy. And they upset the ] ]. … The last ] I did was the ]. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea. That was a beauty.
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Oh, God! - God's Perspective on Relationships and Choices
God: [[policy; [try; [work; [saviour; [time]
It's a ] of Mine: I ] not to ] with more than one ] at a ].
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Oh, God! - Understanding Divine Identity and Existence
God: [[Trust; [money]
] Me, like it says on the ].
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Oh, God! - Understanding the Nature of Divinity
God: [[appeared; [really; [mind]
I don't like to brag, but if I ] to you just as God—how I ] am, what I really am—, your ] couldn't grasp it.
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