Desperate Living - Unconventional Expressions of Love and Desire
Princess Coo-Coo:
Herbert!
Herbert:
Coo-Coo, Coo-coo! Oh, Coo, I worship the ground you walk on. I couldn't keep my mind on my work all morning. Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you! An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much I'd cry if we ever had to part. An old rubber made me think of all the nights of eros we have before us. I love you, Coo-coo.
Princess Coo-coo:
Oh Herbert, I masturbated 14 times last night just thinking of you, and when I finally did fall asleep, my dreams were not exactly dry. Take me now, Herbert! Take me in front of the whole town!
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Female Trouble - Innocence and Unwanted Attention
Dribbles:
How's your little girl? Why don't you bring her in here more often?
Sally:
Why? So you can undress her with your eyes? For Christ's sake, she's only six years old.
Dribbles:
I know, but I just like to play with her. I wish I was a little girl.
Sally:
Well, throw a goddamn penny in a fountain and make a goddamn wish and maybe it'll come true.
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Female Trouble - Innocence and Unwanted Attention
Dribbles:
How's your little girl? Why don't you bring her in here more often?
Sally:
Why? So you can undress her with your eyes? For Christ's sake, she's only six years old.
Dribbles:
I know, but I just like to play with her. I wish I was a little girl.
Sally:
Well, throw a goddamn penny in a fountain and make a goddamn wish and maybe it'll come true.
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