Love at First Bite - Simplicity of Earlier Ages According to Dracula
Count Vladimir Dracula:
Ah, Cindy Sondheim, you should have lived in an earlier age. Things were simpler, less complicated. Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century? Two.
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Love at First Bite - Dracula's Stance on Wine and Smoking
Count Vladimir Dracula:
I never drink wine, and I do not smoke shit.
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Love at First Bite - Dracula's Disgust with a Drink
Count Vladimir Dracula: [''after biting a wino'']
What was that maniac drinking? Tastes like the Volga river at low tide!
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Love at First Bite - Dracula's Evening Plans for Refreshment
Count Vladimir Dracula:
I'm going out for a bite to drink.
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Love at First Bite - Outdated Copyright and Self-Reflection
Count Vladimir Dracula: [''reading an American phrase book'']
What is this? "Copyright 1923"? Renfield, you bumbling moron, this book is as out of date as... I am.
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Love at First Bite - Transylvania's Excitement Relies on Dracula
Count Vladimir Dracula:
Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.
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Love at First Bite - The Misunderstood Nature of Wolves
Count Vladimir Dracula:
You see? Even a child knows! The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young... and the old.
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Love at First Bite - Dracula's Frustration with Noisy Children
Count Vladimir Dracula:
Children of the night, shut up!
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The Godfather Part III - Power Struggles Amidst Uncertainty of Leadership
Archbishop Gilday:
The Pope is gravely ill. Until he recovers, I am powerless.
B.J. Harrison:
What if he dies?
Frederick Keinszig:
Then, as you Americans say, all bets are off.
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The Godfather Part III - The Risks of Honesty in Power
B.J. Harrison: [about the newly ordained [[Pope John Paul I]
The Pope's doing exactly what you said he'd do, he's cleaning house.
Michael Corleone:
He should be careful. It's dangerous to be an honest man.
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