Memorable Quotes from George Hamilton
10 quotesThe Misunderstood Nature of Wolves
Count Vladimir Dracula
You see? Even a child knows! The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young... and the old.
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Dracula's Disgust with a Drink
Count Vladimir Dracula
What was that maniac drinking? Tastes like the Volga river at low tide!
[''after biting a wino'']
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Dracula's Evening Plans for Refreshment
Count Vladimir Dracula
I'm going out for a bite to drink.
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Dracula's Frustration with Noisy Children
Count Vladimir Dracula
Children of the night, shut up!
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Power Struggles Amidst Uncertainty of Leadership
Archbishop Gilday
The Pope is gravely ill. Until he recovers, I am powerless.
B.J. Harrison
What if he dies?
Frederick Keinszig
Then, as you Americans say, all bets are off.
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Dracula's Stance on Wine and Smoking
Count Vladimir Dracula
I never drink wine, and I do not smoke shit.
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The Risks of Honesty in Power
B.J. Harrison
The Pope's doing exactly what you said he'd do, he's cleaning house.
[about the newly ordained [[Pope John Paul I]
Michael Corleone
He should be careful. It's dangerous to be an honest man.
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Transylvania's Excitement Relies on Dracula
Count Vladimir Dracula
Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.
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Outdated Copyright and Self-Reflection
Count Vladimir Dracula
What is this? "Copyright 1923"? Renfield, you bumbling moron, this book is as out of date as... I am.
[''reading an American phrase book'']
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Simplicity of Earlier Ages According to Dracula
Count Vladimir Dracula
Ah, Cindy Sondheim, you should have lived in an earlier age. Things were simpler, less complicated. Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century? Two.
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