Memorable Quotes from George Harrison
14 quotesA Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Norm
Are you listening to me, Lennon?
John
You're a swine. Ain't he George?
[Playing around with a bottle of Coke]
George
Yeah, a swine.
Norm
Thanks. Hey!
[Sees Paul's grandfather]
Beatles
WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?
Norm
Well, who is he?
Ringo
He belongs to Paul.
Norm
Oh, well.
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Discussing Insurance Possibilities
George
Hey, there might be some insurance!
John
I wouldn't think of such a thing! Find out, eh?
[under his breath]
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Assertion of Personal Identity and Independence
George
Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?
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Mimicry and Disagreement in Conversation
Superintendent
Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
George
Not a bit like Cagney.
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Inferiority Complex and Coping Mechanisms
George
What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo
It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George
Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo
Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
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Mystery of the Man in the Cupboard
Ringo
Hey, any of you put a man in the cupboard?
George
Nah.
John
Don't be soft.
Ringo
Well, somebody did.
George
He's right, you know.
John
There ya go.
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Importance of Drums in Legend
George
He's very fussy about his drums, you know. They loom large in his legend.
[Regarding Ringo]
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Awareness of Presence Among Friends
John
Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George
I know we're here.
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Ringo's Snoring Disputed Among Friends
Ringo
I don't snore.
George
You do, repeatedly.
Ringo
Do I snore, John?
John
Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.
Ringo
That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?
Paul
With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't.
Grandfather
Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted.
Paul
Ah, come off it, it's only a joke.
Grandfather
Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter. And the poor little head, trembling under the weight of it.
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Ringo Embraces His Changing Appearance
George
Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo
I know, I'm beginning to like it!
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A Unique Hairstyle Name Dialogue
Reporter
What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George
Arthur.
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Unlikely Connections and the Law of Averages
George
I don't think it's very likely we'll get on. The law of averages is against it.
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Identification of a Family Member
John
Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?
Paul
Uh, what little old man?
John
That little old man.
Paul
Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George
Your grandfather?
Paul
Yes.
George
That's not your grandfather.
Paul
It is, you know.
George
But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul
Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.
John
How do you reckon that one out?
Paul
Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.
John
We know that. But what's he doing here?
Paul
Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.
Ringo
How's that?
Paul
He's nursing a broken heart.
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Hidden Depths in a Lighthearted Moment
Ringo
There's more here than meets the eye!
George
Ho ho!
John
Ho.
George
Ho ho.
John
Ho.
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