The Mad Ghoul - Confrontation between Ted and Dr. Morris
Dr. Alfred Morris: [Shocked to find Ted destroying the formula]
You fool! You madman! What have you done?
Ted Allison:
I'm sending this evil back into the darkness!
Dr. Alfred Morris:
Ted, you're mad! You can't do this!
Ted Allison:
You're wrong, Doctor. There's nothing left of it now but you, and me, and this!
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The Mad Ghoul - The Nature of Good and Evil in Science
Ted Allison:
I can't help feeling a sense of evil in all this.
Dr. Alfred Morris:
Moral concepts? I'm a scientist. To me there is no good or evil, only true or false. Work with one; discard the other.
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The Mad Ghoul - A Unique Internship Opportunity in Science
Dr. Alfred Morris:
I could use an assistant. How'd you like to spend your vacation helping me with my experiments at home?
Ted Allison:
Would I? Say, there isn't a fellow in class who wouldn't give a leg to work with you in the lab!
Dr. Alfred Morris: [amused]
Oh, that's rather more than the privilege is worth. You needn't give me a leg, just lend me a hand.
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The Mad Ghoul - Exaggerated Reports of Death
Dr. Alfred Morris: [Responding to the corpse sitting up and pulling a gun on him]
Reports of your death seem to be greatly exaggerated.
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The Mad Ghoul - The Dual Nature of Poison and Purpose
Dr. Alfred Morris: [Lecturing to his class]
We have lethal gases which are used for a definite purpose... to kill. The poison gas of the natives had a definite purpose, but it not bring death, though, but death in life... or, if you prefer, life in death.
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Tarzan and the Mermaids - Consequences of Identity Revelation
Palanth, the High Priest:
If my people knew anyone posed as Balu, they would destroy him.
Tarzan:
If people know Balu a man, they destroy you.
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The Mummy's Tomb - An Oath to Destroy the Banning Family
Andoheb:
Now swear by the sacred gods of Egypt, that you will never rest until the last remaining member of the Banning family is destroyed.
Mehemet Bey:
I swear!
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The Mummy's Hand - A Promise of Eternal Beauty and Power
Professor Andoheb:
You are very beautiful... so beautiful I'm going to make you immortal. Like Kharis, you will live forever. What I can do for you I can do for myself. Neither time nor death can touch us. You and I together for eternity here in the Temple of Karnak. You shall be my high priestess.
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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - A Battle of Wits Between Rivals
Sherlock Holmes:
You've a magnificent brain, Moriarty. I admire it. I admire it so much I'd like to present it pickled in alcohol to the London Medical Society.
Professor Moriarty:
That would make an interesting exhibit. Holmes, you've only now barely missed sending me to the gallows. You're the one man in England clever enough to defeat me. The situation has become impossible.
Sherlock Holmes:
Have you any suggestions?
Professor Moriarty:
I'm going to break you, Holmes. I'm going to bring off right under your nose the most incredible crime of the century and you'll never suspect it until it's too late. That will be the end of you, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. And when I've beaten and ruined you then I can retire in peace. I'd like to retire; crime no longer amuses me. I'd like to devote my remaining years to abstract science.
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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - A Disappointing Plant Care Incident
Dawes:
You wanted to see me, sir?
Professor Moriarty:
I'm away for a few weeks, Dawes, and I come back to find my anthurium magenta, my incomparable anthurium magenta, withered, ruined...
Dawes:
I can't understand it, sir; I took good care of all the plants.
Professor Moriarty:
Did you water them?
Professor Moriarty:
Then how does it happen that I find a spider's web spun across the spout of the watering can?
Dawes:
That can happen overnight, sir.
Professor Moriarty:
Overnight, huh? Then you didn't water them today?
Dawes:
There's been so much to do, sir, preparing for your coming back.
Professor Moriarty:
Nothing is as important as the care of my flowers. Through your neglect, this flower has died. You've murdered a flower!
Dawes:
Why, I'm sorry, sir.
Professor Moriarty:
To think that for merely murdering a man I was incarcerated for six whole weeks in a filthy prison cell.
Dawes:
A pity, sir!
Professor Moriarty:
A travesty on justice!
Dawes:
Quite so, sir.
Professor Moriarty:
And for this crime, Dawes, you should be flogged, broken on the wheel, drawn and quartered...
Dawes:
Yes, sir. Will that be all, sir?
Professor Moriarty:
...and boiled in oil!
Dawes:
Thank you, sir.
Professor Moriarty:
Go away.
Dawes:
Yes, sir.
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Joan of Arc - A Call to Save France
Constable of Clervaux:
If you are the Maid and I don't say that you are- but if you are, I have a message from the people of Clervaux. It's this, go with God and save France. Save France and save our people.
The Bishop of Avranches:
I warn you, you the so-called judges, you may succeed in sending this girl to the stake, but one day, your English king will be ashamed of these proceedings. Rome will declare the truth about this girl, and France will praise the Maid for its birth as one nation!
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Fog Island - Exploring the Unusual Origins of Fog Island
John Kavanaugh:
This is a curious place.
Leo Grainger:
Yes. Strangely enough, it was built by pirates. But YOU shouldn't have any trouble finding your way around.
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Fog Island - A Curious Place Built by Pirates
John Kavanaugh:
This is a curious place.
Leo Grainger:
Yes. Strangely enough, it was built by pirates. But YOU shouldn't have any trouble finding your way around.
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Fog Island - Island Accommodations and Communication Limitations
Leo Grainger:
Oh, by the way. I'm afraid I had to send the launch back to the mainland for some slight repairs. It'll be back in the morning, probably. In th meantime I'm quite sure that you'll find every convenience on this island. Except, of course, the telephone. Dinner will be at eight-thirty.
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Fog Island - Retribution and its Many Meanings
Leo Grainger:
I invited you out here for, let me say, retribution. Now, retribution's an odd word. It can mean so many things. It could mean reward - the return of money you think I stole from you. It could mean giving you an opportunity of getting even with me. Or with each other. It could mean revenge - taking a life for a life. You see, one of you killed something very dear to me. It might have been friendship, it might have been my ideals, it might have been my wife. Perhaps she never knew it, but I happened to love Kama. She was more than just a wife to me. She was my ideal, my friend. Whichever one of you killed her will kill again, and just as wantonly. So let me warn you - the innocent, mind you - to beware of the murderer whenever he, or she, finds it necessary to strike again. And that, my dear friends, concludes the business of the evening. Now. Let's all be as socialble as we can, hmm?
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The Black Raven - Delusions and Mentality in Conversation
Amos Bradford:
He's suffering from rabid delusions aggravated by a moronic mentality.
Andy:
Is that bad?
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The Black Raven - A Harsh Critique of Intelligence
Amos Bradford:
It's too bad you weren't born without a tongue, instead of without a brain.
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The Black Raven - Imagination Can Transform the Ordinary into Extraordinary
Amos Bradford:
With your imagination, you could see the Statue of Liberty do the conga!
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