A Chump at Oxford - Misunderstanding at the College Entrance
Student:
Pardon me sir, but haven't you come to the wrong college?
Ollie:
This is Oxford isn't it?
Student:
Yes but, you're dressed for Eton
Stan:
Just as well, we haven't eaten since breakfast
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