Alice in Wonderland - The Dread of Imperfection and Expectations
Lady Ascot:
Do you know what I've always dreaded?
Alice: [casually]
The decline of the aristocracy?
Lady Ascot: [notices that the gardeners have planted the wrong color roses]
Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely. You're bound to produce little...Imbeciles! The gardeners have planted white roses when I specifically asked for red.
Alice:
You could always paint the roses red.
Lady Ascot:
What an odd thing to say.
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