Bye Bye Monkey - A Plea for Rational Decision-Making
Andreas Flaxman:
Look, can't you see he already considers you his father? Listen to me, Lafayette. Get rid of it before it's too late. Listen to the voice of reason. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Andreas Flaxman:
Mon frere, get rid of it.
Gerard Lafayette: [saddened]
Sure.
Andreas Flaxman: [gently]
Forget the dictates of your heart.
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Bye Bye Monkey - Historical Compromise and Its Complexities
Gerard Lafayette:
You put Nixon's head upon Nero's body. I saw up there.
Andreas Flaxman:
There is history and there is compromise. Sometimes the two flow together, and we have what is called historical compromise.
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Bye Bye Monkey - The Enduring Legacy of Rats in Civilization
Gerard Lafayette:
Rats are smart. Men are stupid.
Andreas Flaxman:
Ah, during the time if Julius Caesar rodents were the cause of starvation among the populace. Bear this in mind, Lafayette, civilizations fade away, but the rats remain. The future belongs to the rats!
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My Father the Hero - A Conversation Between Father and Daughter
Nicole:
Daddy, can I talk to you about something?
Andre:
Of course. You can talk to me about anything.
Nicole:
Anything?
Andre:
Anything at all. What is it? Tell me.
Nicole:
Promise not to yell.
Andre:
I promise. Now tell me.
Nicole:
It's really not that bad.
Andre:
Tell me.
Nicole:
You said you wouldn't yell.
Andre:
That was not yelling, trust me.
Nicole:
I told Ben you weren't my father.
Andre:
Why?
Nicole:
Because I wanted to impress him.
Andre:
What did you tell him I was? A famous pianist? A writer? What?
Nicole: [''she takes a deep breath'']
I told him you were my lover.
Andre:
Are you serious?
Nicole:
Yes.
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My Father the Hero - Aging Perspectives in Conversation
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My Father the Hero - A Surprising Swimwear Revelation
Andre:
What - what's that?
Nicole:
What's the matter?
Andre:
What are you wearing?
Nicole:
My bathing suit!
Andre:
The whole thing?
Nicole:
What, you don't like it?
Andre:
Are you sure you didn't leave part of it in the box?
Nicole:
Get real, Andre. Everybody's wearing them.
Andre:
Everyone's staring at you!
Nicole:
No, everyone's staring at you.
Andre:
I insist you change!
Nicole:
And I insist you loosen up, Andre, dear.
Stella:
Now she's French.
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My Father the Hero - A Modern Relationship with Technology
Andre:
I'm having an affair with my phone machine.
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The Man in the Iron Mask - Finding Time Through Choice
Porthos:
My friend", returned Porthos sententiously, "there is always time when one chooses to find it".
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Babylon A.D. - Power Struggle Between Gorsky and Toorop
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1492: Conquest of Paradise - Exploring the New and Old Worlds
Isabella I: [[Disaster]
The New World is a ].
Christopher Columbus: [[Achievement]
And the old one, an ]?
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1492: Conquest of Paradise - Exploring Possibilities of Discovery and Adventure
Christopher Columbus: [[Paradise; [Hell; [earthly]
] and ] both can be ].
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1492: Conquest of Paradise - Wealth Brings Busyness, Not Happiness
Christopher Columbus: [[Riches]
] don't make a man rich, they only make him busier.
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1492: Conquest of Paradise - Nobility and Faults in Leadership
Christopher Columbus: [[Ambition; [Virtue]
Is ] only a ] among nobles, a fault for others?
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Life of Pi - Vegetarian Preferences Discussed in Life of Pi
Gita Patel:
My sons and I are vegetarians. Do you have anything…? No, no, no. Not more gravy.
Cook:
You don't want gravy?
Gita Patel:
No, I want something vegetarian.
Cook:
Oh. No problem.
Santosh Patel:
She asked if you have something vegetarian.
Cook:
The cow that produced this liver was vegetarian, the pigs that went into these sausages were vegetarian.
Santosh Patel:
Very funny. But my wife doesn't eat liver.
Cook:
Then she can eat the sausage, the rice, and the gravy. Or you can cook your own food.
Santosh Patel:
How dare you talk to my wife like that?
Cook:
Here's your rice. I cook for sailors, not curry-eaters.
Santosh Patel: [strangles him]
What did you say?!
Cook:
Let go of me! Who do you think you are? You're nothing but a servant! I feed people! You feed monkeys!
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