Memorable Quotes from Gerard Lee
2 quotesConfession of Sins and Guilt
Frank
Paddy Clohessy found a priest to confess our hideous sins to. He's 90 years old and deaf as a ]. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been ages since me last confession. I've been masturbating. Except one day, he died and didn't tell us. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a fort- It's been a fortnight since my last confession.
[[w:turnip|turnip; ''Frank realizes it's another priest, a young man, then sits up more stiffly and seriously'']
Priest
And what have you done since then, my child?
Frank
I, uh, I hit my brother. I lied to my mother.
Priest
Yes, my child. And what else?
Frank
Uh, I did dirty things, Father.
Priest
Ah, my child, was that with yourself or with another? ]?
[[w:Zoophilia|Or with some class of beast]
Frank
Beast? I never heard of a sin like that, Father. This priest must be from the country. He's opening up new worlds for me.
[''Voice of thought'']
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A Call for Silence in Church
Priest
Will you stop your clucking and get back to your seat?! Corpus Christi.
[''Puts a wafer on Frank's tongue'']
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