Gerard LeeQuotes

Frank: [[w:turnip|turnip; ''Frank realizes it's another priest, a young man, then sits up more stiffly and seriously''] Paddy Clohessy found a priest to confess our hideous sins to. He's 90 years old and deaf as a ]. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been ages since me last confession. I've been masturbating. Except one day, he died and didn't tell us. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a fort- It's been a fortnight since my last confession.

Priest: And what have you done since then, my child?

Frank: I, uh, I hit my brother. I lied to my mother.

Priest: Yes, my child. And what else?

Frank: Uh, I did dirty things, Father.

Priest: [[w:Zoophilia|Or with some class of beast] Ah, my child, was that with yourself or with another? ]?

Frank: [''Voice of thought''] Beast? I never heard of a sin like that, Father. This priest must be from the country. He's opening up new worlds for me.

Priest: [''Puts a wafer on Frank's tongue''] Will you stop your clucking and get back to your seat?! Corpus Christi.