Gerard MurphyQuotes

Deacon: [''After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge''; ''The Mariner removes his mask''] Why aren't you rowing?

Nord: [''Derisively laughs''] It's him.

Enola: It is him! You guys are in so much trouble!

Deacon: Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy.

Nord: You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.

Mariner: I want the girl.

Deacon: [''Derisively laughs'] You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard!

Mariner: I want the girl. That's all.

Deacon: [''The Mariner takes [[Flare#Roadside and rail|a flare] Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? ] from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold]

Mariner: You know what this is. I drop it, you burn.

Doctor: We all burn...

Deacon: Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up!

Mariner: I noticed.

Deacon: So what is it, then? It's the map.

Mariner: She's my friend.

Deacon: Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.

Mariner: [''Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again''] If it comes to that.

Nord: He's bluffing! I'll kill him.

Enola: He's not bluffing, he never bluffs.

Deacon: [''To the Mariner''] SHUT UP! I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.

Mariner: Why not?

Deacon: [''The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole''] Because you're not crazy. NO...!

Deacon: What you got?

Nord: Couple of heartbeats over there. Aren't saying much.

Deacon: [''To two Atoll captives hanging up on gear spindles''] If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day. So here it is, I need to know about that tattooed girl. First one that tells me lives.

Atoll captive 1: I saw a girl. I saw...

Atoll captive 2: It was... she had a big tattoo on her.

Deacon: [''Shoots Atoll captive 1, to Atoll captive 2''] You won. Start over.

Atoll captive 2: I saw a girl. I'm not sure, but I think she got on that boat with three hulls.

Deacon: The boat that cost me 1,000 G's of go-juice?

Atoll captive 2: Yeah, the mute-o's boat.

Deacon: Mute-o?

Atoll captive 2: [''laughs''; [w:fish gill|like fish gills; [w:Evolution|fluke of evolution] Yeah. He got these slits here. Like... ]. He wasn't really a man. ].

Deacon: Oh, I'm sorry. A fluke of, uh...

Atoll captive 2: Evolution.

Deacon: [[w:Intelligent design movement|I know! Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen; [w:Book of Genesis|In the beginning, the provider said, 'Let there be water, and the seas came forth. He created everything that we know. The sun, the air that we breathe. He made, also, both man and fish; [w:Objections to evolution|and no combination thereof. He does not abide the notion... ''OF EVOLUTION!''] ]. ], ]

Nord: [''Raises a fist''] Amen!

Smokers: Amen!

Atoll captive 2: No! No, you said you wouldn't kill me!

Deacon: Did I say that?!

Atoll captive 2: Yes, yes, yes! You said... you said it!

Deacon: [''Gives gun to Nord who then executes the screaming Atoll captive 2''; [w:Hot air balloon|that sky boat; ''Pulls down eye patch to reveal empty eye socket''; [w:Ichthys|that ichthy-freak] Oh, I may have... I may have! We get to the Deez, tank up ], send it out on patrol. We gotta keep an eye out for ].

Nord: [''To the Mariner''] You should have stayed under water.