The Three Musketeers - Wounds and Horseback: A Dilemma in Battle
D'Artagnan:
Porthos, when did a wound ever come between you and a fight?
Porthos: [lying on his stomach]
Well, unfortunately the position of this one comes between me and my horse.
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